Second on the "not to look at the chicks in skirts" may cause brain fart and potential to move forward when car infront moved a bit and then stopped, while brain thinking its not there anymore, then you feel a "THUMP" (your neck jerks forward, your dreams of doing stuff to the chick on the side walk crashes into a million pieces and then) you see your front tire licking the car infront on its rear lip, while the female owner and her daughter in the front vehicle you just hit are taking turns tickleing the dogs huge nutts, who apparently must have huge nutts when it dosen't need to wear seat belts and is roaming around inside the car freely while car is moving, while its owner is trying to make a right turn in heavy traffic.... after realising all this, you realise, number one say as loud as you can inside your helmet ...b.i.t.c.h!!! knowing no one will ever hear that except your concious but still say it anyways, number two, quickly roll back with your two feet like a penguin in reverse, turn steering to left, quickly over take, see no cars...50% sure... hopefully you don't get karma too fast and get hit... make the turn and get away by showing your "pissedness" with the art of throttle expression, while the driver in the car is still sitting there thinking WTF! did her tranmission break down or something.lol
