Anybody know what this means…
“1 white female LP”
Can’t seem to figure out what LP means except this:
“1 white female LP”
Can’t seem to figure out what LP means except this:
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Dogs and other critters
- Thread starter Rotten_Ronnie
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Lonely Poodle?
Asked the seller...but no response to that question.
I'd like to think that is the answer, but I have a feeling it could be the one I posted considering that this pup has 2 siblings.
Hopefully something more optimistic. I’ve never heard of that condition. Good luck in your search.
One of the decision factors is people like me commenting on dogs I've seen with problems.
As in people there is nature and there is nurture. Dogs with a history of being work dogs TEND to need to work or they get hyper. Dogs bred to look like cartoon characters TEND to be not funny when the vet bills come in. Good basic dogs from a poorly run puppy mill TEND to have genetic issue. A good dog will be, pound for pound, the best friend you ever had.
Wife is dead set against a normal dog simply due to the shedding and having to keep that at bay.
So unfortunately hypoallergenic, less than 30lbs fully grown, and female are fairly hard requirements from her.
Limits the pool considerably and these are also the popular dogs so price is…not fun.
So you need a small doodle of some sort. That shouldn't be hard to find, but why only female?
Wife wants gender superiority in the house. Right now, it's a tie. Wife, M-I-L and daughter vs MP and two sons.
Something about her being disgusted at dogs licking their nuts and having their wang out….plus something about males being more aggressive.
Doesn’t make sense to me but I don’t care either way.
1 son and 2 daughters…
You're doomed.
Females are more territorial and subsequently defensive.
TK4
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HOW TO WASH A CAT:
1.Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash-and-rinse." Don't worry - - - kitty won't go "down the tube," 'cause she won't fit.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
1.Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.
2. Pick up the cat and soothe her while you carry her towards the bathroom.
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash-and-rinse." Don't worry - - - kitty won't go "down the tube," 'cause she won't fit.
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where she will dry herself off.
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.
Sincerely,
The Dog
I think it's more about the dog sitting there and licking it's nuts...but it's nature...not much you can do about it.
Very good odds it won't have nuts. Also, females lick themselves too. Obviously females don't launch the rocket when they get excited.
That was the flushing.
When my kids were little, I told my wife I was going to wash them in the toilet after a dump. just dangle them in and flush and most of the poo is gone. She was very unimpressed.
Relax
Well-known member
Ghetto bidet - lift the seat, lower yourself into the bowl and flush.
