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I will bite.
Who's there?
The chicken.

(Follow the joke through this thread.)

I thought it was funny. My son got me with it.

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The chicken.

(Follow the joke through this thread.)

I thought it was funny. My son got me with it.


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Geez, I thought one of my kids was the star class clown. Better keep a close eye on that one.
 
Geez, I thought one of my kids was the star class clown. Better keep a close eye on that one.
Brother, you don't even know....
Him and I butt heads 'cause we're exactly the same. I had a tough time while I was younger. He's already having the same issues. Plus he's very loud, as am I also. We're also WOPs, so, yeah.

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Plus he's very loud, as am I also. We're also WOPs, so, yeah.

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A loud WOP....say it ain't so Joe...say it ain't so! LoL I guess finding a quiet WOP is the same as finding a Polak that doesn't like his booze....
 
A loud WOP....say it ain't so Joe...say it ain't so! LoL I guess finding a quiet WOP is the same as finding a Polak that doesn't like his booze....

or finding vowels in their last name.
 
LoL...I've met plenty of Polaks without 'ski' or 'cki' in their name...but some last names I can't even pronounce!

Speaking of things people can't pronounce:

[video=youtube;fHxO0UdpoxM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM[/video]
 
Damn.

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Thought that this suits most of us crazy married guys.
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What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
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A hippo is quite heavy, while a Zippo is a little lighter.

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The classic:
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Subject: What part of your body goes to Heaven first?


The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?

Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'

'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'

Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.

'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.

The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'

Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'. I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'

The Nun fainted...!!! .

















 
When you find out she has a boyfriend...

[video=youtube;4faSs0mg_pI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI[/video]
 
[video=youtube;deDhGPyxxg4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deDhGPyxxg4[/video]
 
This one's for Joes Bass, lol

[video=youtube;cmofNfkbPXc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmofNfkbPXc[/video]
 
This one's for Joes Bass, lol

[video=youtube;cmofNfkbPXc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmofNfkbPXc[/video]
Lmfao ?
So sharing that with la famiglia!

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