The chicken.
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I thought it was funny. My son got me with it.
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(Follow the joke through this thread.)
I thought it was funny. My son got me with it.
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Geez, I thought one of my kids was the star class clown. Better keep a close eye on that one.
Brother, you don't even know....
Him and I butt heads 'cause we're exactly the same. I had a tough time while I was younger. He's already having the same issues. Plus he's very loud, as am I also. We're also WOPs, so, yeah.
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A loud WOP....say it ain't so Joe...say it ain't so! LoL I guess finding a quiet WOP is the same as finding a Polak that doesn't like his booze....
or finding vowels in their last name.
Speaking of things people can't pronounce:
[video=youtube;fHxO0UdpoxM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHxO0UdpoxM[/video]
Iceman
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Hell yeah! He even made it sound "normal". Lol
Slim Jim
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Subject: What part of your body goes to Heaven first?
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'. I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'
The Nun fainted...!!! .
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, - 'When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?
Suzy raised her hand and said, - 'I think it's your hands.'
'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?'
Suzy replied, - 'Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.
'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said - 'Sister, I think it's your feet.
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. - 'Now Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?'
Little Johnny said, - 'Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh God, I'm coming'. I gotta tell you, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.'
The Nun fainted...!!! .
Lmfao ?
So sharing that with la famiglia!
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I dont understand the language but I think this is funny *****!!!
I dont understand the language but I think this is funny *****!!!
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