Porsche has an EV replacement for the Cayman in the works.
As for the weight issue, that's going to take the next generation of batteries - probably solid-state, or lithium-sulfur, and they're in the works and have been demonstrated, but not in production yet. I saw something floating around in the last couple of days about Ducati having one of their MotoE bikes fitted with prototype solid-state batteries from QuantumScape, but now with MotoE being suspended, so much for that idea.
Character and driving enjoyment - they'll be different, but I'm okay with that.
If you haven't driven an EV of any sort, the low centre of gravity is a big positive factor. GM missed an opportunity with the Bolt to build a GTI competitor, and it would have been easy. If they'd built a Bolt RS with sports seats and better tires and slightly lowered and sportier dampers, and perhaps firm up the steering (all of which would be easy to do at the OEM level), I would have bought one. The drivetrain is good enough. I did the better dampers myself, I already have wider rims on it, and better tires will be going on those rims next spring now that the stock tires are close to being done. (81 000 km on the car)
The Hyundai Ioniq 5 N is supposed to be quite a car. I just wish it was a size smaller and lighter.