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...riding issues???
 
riding issues??!!??? wtf...
 
riding issues??!!??? wtf...
you know.... issues.....like riding slow motion when using wing pads, urges to get off the bike and do some horse back riding...oh and swirls
 
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My mommy warned me about boys like you
 
Whose Antone ?
 
Being a woman is a plus. I don't have balls to get squished into the gas tank under hard braking. :D

Jesus, tell me about it!
I was about to post a thread about that. Sometimes my balls will get clipped between my underwear and I gotta stand up on the pegs to dip my hand down there. I hate to do that in public but my future lineage is on the line.

Finally I got my suspension tuned, I've been riding all year with a rock hard suspension and I could feel my kidneys move everytime I hit a bump
 
Jesus, tell me about it!
I was about to post a thread about that. Sometimes my balls will get clipped between my underwear and I gotta stand up on the pegs to dip my hand down there. I hate to do that in public but my future lineage is on the line.

Finally I got my suspension tuned, I've been riding all year with a rock hard suspension and I could feel my kidneys move everytime I hit a bump

Don't forget riding boners...ouch!
 
Being a woman is a plus. I don't have balls to get squished into the gas tank under hard braking. :D
A plus ?? I doubt that. What about that little "man in the canoe" thingy - that poor little sucker is sitting right front and centre, with no where to go under hard braking. At least 'ticles have some mobility and could slide around (under, or on top of) whatever comes up against them.
BTW - OP - - - Antone is busy with his croissants - let me know what exactly you're after and I'll pass it along, when I see him.
 
Thats stunt riding my friend !!!LOL
Jesus, tell me about it!
I was about to post a thread about that. Sometimes my balls will get clipped between my underwear and I gotta stand up on the pegs to dip my hand down there. I hate to do that in public but my future lineage is on the line.

Finally I got my suspension tuned, I've been riding all year with a rock hard suspension and I could feel my kidneys move everytime I hit a bump
 
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