It was a common theme in the 70s, I remember a ford cortina add with something along the lines of "whatever you do, don't let your wife drive your new ford cortina"... oh and this one.. View attachment 48946
My late brother went canoeing, tying the thing on the top of his cube van. When he got to the river he found a chained off access road, backed in as far as he could and went paddling. He reversed the procedure when he got tired and headed home.
Looking in his rear view mirror he saw his canoe bouncing along behind the van. He had tied it down OVER the access road chain.
A woman went to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, 'look, I should tell you first that this bird used
to live in a house of prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff.'
The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it
to say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, 'new
house, new madam. The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
thought 'that's really not so bad.'
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said, 'new
house, new madam, new girls.'
The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the
situation, considering how and where the parrot had been raised. Moments later,
the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
We're still battling COVID-19 , and the next thing is here already .....
The *NILE Virus, type C*
Virologists have identified a new Nile virus - type C.
It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.
1. Causes you to send the same message twice.
2. Causes you to send a blank message
3. Causes you to send a message to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send it back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach the attachment.
6. Causes you to hit SEND before you've finished.
7. Causes you to hit DELETE instead of SEND.
8. Causes you to SEND when you should DELETE.
It is called the *C-NILE* virus!
And if you can't admit to doing the above, you've obviously caught the mutated strain: