Getting old sucks

It's been two weeks since my crash and I'm feeling much better. I put on real pants today instead of sweatpants, but I had to loosen the belt by a whole notch. I'm going to choose to believe that's from the swelling around my hips and not from the 5 pounds I gained from all of the emotional support cookies. You need the calories to keep your strength up, you see.
 
It's been two weeks since my crash and I'm feeling much better. I put on real pants today instead of sweatpants, but I had to loosen the belt by a whole notch. I'm going to choose to believe that's from the swelling around my hips and not from the 5 pounds I gained from all of the emotional support cookies. You need the calories to keep your strength up, you see.

5 lbs. Pffft.

Try the COVID-19 that I put on during the pandemic...
 
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Tried it later on a more powerful boat and it was brutal. Neighbours used to barefoot and lift one foot. That I wouldn’t try, highest count was eight skips before he hit the shore.

"If you're moving at 100 miles per hour, even a pool of water would feel like concrete. So imagine what concrete feels like." - Nicky Hayden
 
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