Egypt loves their sex with dead bodies.

[dr_sarcasm]

That's just wrong in so many ways, but the so are blow up dolls.....

I agree, Fleshlights are so much more convenient.

 

[infernobuster]

I agree, Fleshlights are so much more convenient.

.... but so hard to clean.

 

[Freestyle72]

.... but so hard to clean.

especially using only your mouth.

 

[dr_sarcasm]

.... but so hard to clean.

...wait...you're supposed to clean them??

 

[dr_sarcasm]

especially using only your mouth.

That's what straws are for...

 

[rich6969]

...wait...you're supposed to clean them??

nothing that a Shop Vac can't fix....

 

[infernobuster]

Normally i just save it all up for a bukkake party ..

 

[killerkeith]

I wonder if banging the corpse includes anal?

 

[infernobuster]

I wonder if banging the corpse includes anal?

Regardless, she wont complain of having a headache.

 

[dr_sarcasm]

Regardless, she wont complain of having a headache.

Always looking on the bright side of things - I admire that.

But, there is a downside...


...you'd have to spend a small fortune on KY...

 

[infernobuster]

Always looking on the bright side of things - I admire that.

But, there is a downside...


...you'd have to spend a small fortune on KY...

LOTS of spit, and thats free.

 

[arent_we_sarcastic]

Well.. this gives a whole new meaning to a dead ******
Let the marriage jokes begin....

 

[rich6969]

HOW THE **** does one even get HARD FOR THIS?

 

[infernobuster]

HOW THE **** does one even get HARD FOR THIS?

The magic blue pill.

 

[LoneRonin]

and this is one of those countries where they keep their women all covered up...just goes to show what really goes on inside the heads of these twisted hypocritical bastards.

 

[Stewart]

those people really must like the starfish postion

 

[FiReSTaRT]

The magic blue pill.

Not necessary for me... TMI?

j/k

 

[braveheart]

so its ok to **** your dead wife, but you cant **** your dead mistress ? what the **** ?

and whats with the 6 hr ******** ? what if theres no rigor mortis until 8 hrs ? WHAT THEN ?

 

[RockerGuy]

At first I thought this was a news item from The Onion. The fact that they had to create a law regarding this says it happens a lot more than people are willing to admit. Egyptian tourism, necro-capital of the world.

I think some of the necrophilias want to have it their way.

 

[RockerGuy]

Normally i just save it all up for a bukkake party ..

So thats what goes down in the fire-hall when things are slow??