Lawns, the scourge of the working man.
Originally they were meant as a sign of wealth. You had so much land that you could waste it by growing the most useless plant on the planet. Lawns use too much water, herbicides, insecticides and time. You didn't have to grow cabbages and turnips in the front yard.
I spent several hours digging out every dandelion last week, smiling in satisfaction. The next morning I was greeted by 24 smiling yellow faces
I fertilized my lawn a couple of weeks ago using a new spreader and chemical. The chemical worked fine but I messed with the application being uneven. I now have a striped lawn.
How long do I have to wait to do a cross pattern to even things out?'