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Bike Mechanics 101 With Pegassus (For Noobs)

Even though this is at the expense of another and I have been taught doing so is wrong, that the humour I have enjoyed reading this thread this afternoon has totally made my week!

Through out the decades it has been said that men have become much more sensitive. I am glad the 'sensitivity bug' missed you bunch.
 
I greased the hell out of my axle sticks, bike jacked up on a pillow and everything, and I don't really feel any difference.
 
mikcbr said:
I greased the hell out of my axle sticks, bike jacked up on a pillow and everything, and I don't really feel any difference.
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F'in LOL....
 
Lightcycle said:
Can't find a cross screwdriver. I have one that's shaped like a menorah, will that do?
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Don't be mechanically racist. You should have at least cross, a menorah, a crescent and a 6-armed elephant god screwdriver in your culturally inclusive toolkit.

Thanks for the bump. Sticky would be better.
 
oomis said:
Don't be mechanically racist. You should have at least cross, a menorah, a crescent and a 6-armed elephant god screwdriver in your culturally inclusive toolkit.

Thanks for the bump. Sticky would be better.
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And all these tools are delivered by a three legged camel.
 
Nice bump CG. This is hilarious. I was like cross screwdriver, wait, what?

I am off to get a pillow, sheet of plywood, and sell my stands.
 
Waiting patiently for the Youtube video of this.....
 
Naw, in the land of the pegassus, $20 for a webcam is a ripoff. We're all big time suckers for getting GoPros LOL
 
This thread was epic, I'm putting Pegasausage on my watch list to see what words of wisdom are spouted next.
 
dr_sarcasm said:
This thread was epic, I'm putting Pegasausage on my watch list to see what words of wisdom are spouted next.
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Up next...

how to retrofit a car tire on yo bike so u don't have to pay ridiculous prices for tires
 
Pegassus said:
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Never mind the hogwash of buying "stands" worth hundreds of bucks and special lifting devices to work on your bikes, I have picked up a few things I have taught myself.

I had not "maintained" my bike for at least 14 months, the battery was water-less, the chain had initiations of what looked like rust, I could barely take off the gas cap of my tank (hard as hell) and my brakes (front and back) were finished. Tonight I gave my bike a complete tune-up, right inside my apartment's livingroom :)

These are the things you will need to commence Pegassus Bike Workshop 101:

1. Simple tools, screwdriver (flat and cross), a hammer, 2 adjustable wrenches and a flashlight.

2. A newspaper so you can use the sheets as a carpet so you won't stain your carpet/wooden floor.

3. A car lift-jack just like you see in the pics below, they are $29.99 at Canadian Tire.

Look at the pics below and learn how to properly grease your bike and give it basic maintainence.

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Ummm... let me know when you post the youboob video k peggaboo. ;-)
 
I Don't know much about working on my bike( although I did just buy a rear stand and replaced a O-ring in the rear rim, and can do the basics) - My next task is valve adjustment ... I think I might take it to a shop for that one.
But I know I wouldn't listen to OP, unless I need another LOL
 
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