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me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"

wtf?

no wonder she didn't respond ever again.
 
Schneller said:
me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"

wtf?

no wonder she didn't respond ever again.
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What are you talking about. That's the ultimate panty dropper line.


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ep1x said:
So I'm 25 and was in a 5 year bender with a girl that ended last year. For the last 9-10 months I never put myself out there. Started swiping through tinder and connected with this gorgeous girl. I met up with her on saturday. I learned she's dated 4/5 guys on tinder, and through topics of conversation, I mentioned my friend was pursuing a PMC contract in Africa. I learned she was banging a 32 year old ex-JTF2 soldier currently employed by Blackwater two years ago when she was 23. She told me it was the best sex she's ever had, "I was black and blue". Right then and there I should of stepped up and left her at the table, but the talking was good. Anyways, brushed it past myself and moved on. We left and went to another spot for drinks. We met up @ 7pm and next thing I knew it was 1 am. We both live downtown so I walked her home. She invited me upstairs to her condo. We spent some time on her balcony, next thing I knew it was 3 am. I left, and for you guys calling me out on not making a move, ask me. I wasn't feeling it.

Sunday night, exchanged texts.

We texted Monday morning, agreed to meet later in the night. Later in the afternoon she then sent me a text asking to meet up another time as she's currently going through some roommate issues, but I wouldn't take No for an answer. We agreed to meet up after she saw a movie with her friend. She's going through some roommate issues, so I picked her up some bath bombs from Lush. I met up with her and gave her the bag. I said something along the lines of me giving her the bag - "Next time they're on you, and were taking one together". Then she gave me the look of "oh yeah :)?" We ended up taking a seat on this bench beside her condo next to a water fountain. I listened to her bull **** about the roommate problem (really not caring, but pretending to be interested). I pulled out some more masculine game, something along the lines of "Its nice to be 5'7, skinny with big tits knowing you can get any guy you want - must be boring" . Then she gave me that look again. We sat for what seemed like 30 minutes but was really 1hr 30. I didn't know until she went back upstairs and I pulled out my phone as I was walking back home. We got up and I pulled her in for a kiss. It was ****ing awesome. I'm kissing this hot girl who I haven't felt a connection over in almost a year. I walk her to the front door and we kiss again. Then she goes inside.

I send her a text couple minutes later…

me: "midnight… it felt like we were outside for 30 minutes. Time doesn't exist"
her: "hahaha u think so"
me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"

her…. no response. Which doesn't really mean anything. Today, no messages, no phone call. I know she's talking to 10-15 other guys, but at least I got my 2nd shot and played it correctly. I had Cialis in my pocket, cause had she of invited me upstairs again, I would of gave it to her so hard she would never think of the 32 year old merc as long as she was with me. I know the guy was giving it to her on vagara - no brainer.

Anyways, end rant. Tinder hos. Fml.

Very easy to find the bad girl, insanely difficult to find the good girl.
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Wow - I have typed and deleted my post so many times. Good luck with your dating life, you are going to need it.

Seriously man, we understand you chicken out the first night, but you need to get off this emotional crap, a few more experiences like that and your self confidence is going down the drain, then you are going to need to buy the little blue pills to get it up.

One thing I have learned is, girls (no matter how good-looking they are) are looking for confident guys - You need to F a few bad apples like her to get your confidence up so when the right one comes along, you are not loosing the chance.

..and no, my comments are not sexist, girls are worse than guys when it comes to sex and promiscuity these days (generally speaking)
 
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short version
day 1-hot girl invited you up on first date, you failed to deliver because you were not feeling it
day 2- you forced her to meet up with you, you kissed and you said some weird stuff to her
day 3- no more phone calls from her

fail!
please remove your thread before the women here laugh at you
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Excellent breakdown.
 
ep1x said:
me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"

her…. no response.
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ep1x said:
I learned she was banging a 32 year old ex-JTF2 soldier currently employed by Blackwater two years ago when she was 23. She told me it was the best sex she's ever had, "I was black and blue". Right then and there I should of stepped up and left her at the table, but the talking was good. Anyways, brushed it past myself and moved on.
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No dude, this is the point where you tell her you beg to differ about that and you'll make sure to revise that stance she has about the "best she ever had"

Very easy to find the bad girl, insanely difficult to find the good girl.
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There's good girls everywhere. Just be honest with what you are looking for "even online" and you will find someone.

But dude... chick starts talking about sex man you gotta jump on that **** like a free set of slicks man... christ

Edit: to add to the first point. even if you suck *** in bed worst then a filter queen, at least you got laid and wont be here with your dick in your hand telling us how you dazzled her with your space
anecdotes.

Join a club or group for an activity you like and you'll meet a great girl quick.
 
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ep1x said:
So I'm 25 and was in a 5 year bender with a girl that ended last year. For the last 9-10 months I never put myself out there. Started swiping through tinder and connected with this gorgeous girl. I met up with her on saturday. I learned she's dated 4/5 guys on tinder, and through topics of conversation, I mentioned my friend was pursuing a PMC contract in Africa. I learned she was banging a 32 year old ex-JTF2 soldier currently employed by Blackwater two years ago when she was 23. She told me it was the best sex she's ever had, "I was black and blue". Right then and there I should of stepped up and left her at the table, but the talking was good. Anyways, brushed it past myself and moved on. We left and went to another spot for drinks. We met up @ 7pm and next thing I knew it was 1 am. We both live downtown so I walked her home. She invited me upstairs to her condo. We spent some time on her balcony, next thing I knew it was 3 am. I left, and for you guys calling me out on not making a move, ask me. I wasn't feeling it.

Sunday night, exchanged texts.

We texted Monday morning, agreed to meet later in the night. Later in the afternoon she then sent me a text asking to meet up another time as she's currently going through some roommate issues, but I wouldn't take No for an answer. We agreed to meet up after she saw a movie with her friend. She's going through some roommate issues, so I picked her up some bath bombs from Lush. I met up with her and gave her the bag. I said something along the lines of me giving her the bag - "Next time they're on you, and were taking one together". Then she gave me the look of "oh yeah :icon_smile:?" We ended up taking a seat on this bench beside her condo next to a water fountain. I listened to her bull **** about the roommate problem (really not caring, but pretending to be interested). I pulled out some more masculine game, something along the lines of "Its nice to be 5'7, skinny with big tits knowing you can get any guy you want - must be boring" . Then she gave me that look again. We sat for what seemed like 30 minutes but was really 1hr 30. I didn't know until she went back upstairs and I pulled out my phone as I was walking back home. We got up and I pulled her in for a kiss. It was ****ing awesome. I'm kissing this hot girl who I haven't felt a connection over in almost a year. I walk her to the front door and we kiss again. Then she goes inside.

I send her a text couple minutes later…

me: "midnight… it felt like we were outside for 30 minutes. Time doesn't exist"
her: "hahaha u think so"
me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"

her…. no response. Which doesn't really mean anything. Today, no messages, no phone call. I know she's talking to 10-15 other guys, but at least I got my 2nd shot and played it correctly. I had Cialis in my pocket, cause had she of invited me upstairs again, I would of gave it to her so hard she would never think of the 32 year old merc as long as she was with me. I know the guy was giving it to her on vagara - no brainer.

Anyways, end rant. Tinder hos. Fml.

Very easy to find the bad girl, insanely difficult to find the good girl.
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So used tinder to hook up and all u did was waste time listening to her exploits with other dudes and her rant about a crappy room mate? Mission accomplished. Well played sir. Well played indeed.


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When I was young, Al Bundy was an amusing fellow but now that I am older, I completely understand where Al Bundy is coming from.

No Ma'am.
 
Don't feel down OP, she's not the only girl you can dig up on Tinder. There will be lots of practices!
 
Your Friend Zone game is Top Notch!
 
Tinder is good for one thing: Hit it and quit it. Not even the place to find a FWB, just good for a Saturday where you strike out at the bar
 
Sounds like you might need more time, or maybe not look at a hook-up app for a relationship.

I've never heard of tinder, but I've used POF. Sounds like the same idea, put up pics a little BS about yourself that makes you sound good, then get a Victory V or two...

Thanks for sharing your experience with Tinder. But please, for the love of sweet baby JESUS! Next time a girl says "Want to come up?". You'd best be through the damn door before she can! OH! And always bring a rubber!
 
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