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[YZFoxxy]

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Best pick up lines...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PD_jWoN6gg&feature=player_embedded

 

[Roasted]

Foxxy, your nickname must be Oil of Olay, cause you make the wrinkles in my dick go away

 

[YZFoxxy]

Foxxy, your nickname must be Oil of Olay, cause you make the wrinkles in my dick go away

lol... if that doesn't work then i don't know what will. :lmao:

 

[dr_sarcasm]

lol... if that doesn't work then i don't know what will. :lmao:

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

 

[BLUE_KAWI]

"Wait till you see my dick?"....I wouldn't be using that line if I was white or Asian.

 

[absolute]

i rofl'd when he said ''did you just queef? cuz you blew me away'' LOL!!:lmao:

 

[killerkeith]

"My name is John...wanna be my hooker?"

 

[infernobuster]

Pick up lines !!! Thats weak sauce ..

Where'd the days go when all you need is chlorophorm and roofies?

 

[YZFoxxy]

Pick up lines !!! Thats weak sauce ..

Where'd the days go when all you need is chlorophorm and roofies?

oh sweetie... not everyone is as talented and skilled as you!

 

[boarder360]

Pick up lines !!! Thats weak sauce ..

Where'd the days go when all you need is chlorophorm and roofies?

You can still go that route its just a little taboo these days.

 

[dr_sarcasm]

You can still go that route its just a little taboo these days.

...as long as your trunk is big/deep enough, no one needs to know...

inferno's lastest vict...err, date, looks so happy!

 

[YZFoxxy]

...as long as your trunk is big/deep enough, no one needs to know...

inferno's lastest vict...err, date, looks so happy!

that's cause she still thinks that he has candy! she will disappointed very soon!

 

[james12lucy]

I don't use pick up lines. I had a belt made that read "9 SOFT" and I let false advertising do it's job...

 

[dr_sarcasm]

that's cause she still thinks that he has candy! she will disappointed very soon!

inferno orders chloroform/Rohypnol by the vat... :lmao:

 

[infernobuster]

inferno orders chloroform/Rohypnol by the vat... :lmao:

.. its the ONLY way i roll.

 

[YZFoxxy]

inferno orders chloroform/Rohypnol by the vat... :lmao:

He goes by the first aid rules... If the person is unconscious or goes unconscious, consent is implied!

 

[infernobuster]

He goes by the first aid rules... If the person is unconscious or goes unconscious, consent is implied!

Hopefully you never need first aid adminstered by me cutie ..

 

[dr_sarcasm]

Hopefully you never need first aid adminstered by me cutie ..

...I'll bring the duct tape and glitter...but I'm not wearing the diapers this time...

 

[YZFoxxy]

Hopefully you never need first aid adminstered by me cutie ..

well maybe just for fun! lol... jk

 

[jay-d]

Inferno's moto:

"Skimpy dress = Yes!"

Or

"Show the skin, it's going in!"

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