More free tickets to this weekends Toronto Motorcycle Show!

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let me win those tickets right now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will take those tickets away from you.
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I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a 7 legged spider instead. I value the drawing at the same cost of the tickets since it is missing a leg I so trust that this settles the matter. Please let me know when and where I can pick up the tickets. The previous value of this spider drawing with eight legs has been estimated at $233.95 so as you can see I am being very generous with it's current value.

Sincerely Adrian




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I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a 7 legged spider instead. I value the drawing at the same cost of the tickets since it is missing a leg I so trust that this settles the matter. Please let me know when and where I can pick up the tickets. The previous value of this spider drawing with eight legs has been estimated at $233.95 so as you can see I am being very generous with it's current value.

Sincerely Adrian




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Funny read (original 7-legged spider, AFAIK):
http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html
 
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