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Best motto I saw on a work van...plumbing business...'Laying pipe since 1985'.

I'll never forget that.
My favourite that I've seen online --
Sofa King: Our prices are Sofa King low, you won't believe it


Favourite that I've seen IRL:
Kamil Towing: Ain't no tow like a Kamil Tow


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From the wall at Judy's Restaurant in Brisbane (Erin)

Follow your heart but take your brain with you

Beer is cheaper than therapy

I hope your ship comes in before the dock rots

Dear Karma, I have a list of the people you missed

She says I don't listen, or something like that

I want to grow my own food but can't find bacon seeds

My wife always gives me sound advice. 99% sound 1% advice

He who laughs last thinks slowest

Re Judy's restaurant, It's in the country and this time of year your nostrils make you aware of the farmers spreading manure on the fields. If you wanted to go cheap on lunch with a city slicker you could take them there and they'd probably lose their appetite between the car and the restaurant door.
 
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