Jokes

[DownUnder]

 

[DownUnder]

 

[Katatonic]

Not so much a joke, just a very poorly timed family photo....

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[Mad Mike]

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Love to see VW run that ad today.

 

[nobbie48]

Love to see VW run that ad today.

The price of the parts or the price of a human rights trial?

 

[Mad Mike]

The price of the parts or the price of a human rights trial?

Both, either.

 

[Joe Bass]

For all my paesani...

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Except my pops had a Chevette lol

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[Joe Bass]

What's brown and sticky?

a stick.

what's brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre.

Brown and sticky is my go to dad joke

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[Joe Bass]

Speaking of italians/Mediterranean these guys from Aus are worth a watch...

Jesus
That brought up unwanted memories of working with my dad.
Who, btw, is the actual concrete king lol

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[Joe Bass]

My brother taught me some new math yesterday.
10 + 10
And
11 + 11
Equal the same amount.

Don't believe me?
Do the math for yourself

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[DownUnder]

Love to see VW run that ad today.

It was a common theme in the 70s, I remember a ford cortina add with something along the lines of "whatever you do, don't let your wife drive your new ford cortina"... oh and this one..

 

[timtune]

My brother taught me some new math yesterday.
10 + 10
And
11 + 11
Equal the same amount.

Don't believe me?
Do the math for yourself

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20 = 22? What am I missing....

 

[Gary]

20 = 22? What am I missing....

10 plus 10 is twenty and 11 plus 11 is twenty TOO.
(got kids?)

 

[ifiddles]

 

[BigEvilDoer]

My wife is soooo ugly she can blast the paint off barn doors....
or...
My wife is soooo ugly even the elephant man shakes his head and goes, "meh."

From the British TV show "Uncle"

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[Baggsy]

 

[ifiddles]

@Baggsy we're literally just re-watching Lord of the Rings (the first one) as I saw this...LMAO...