Jokes

[Baggsy]

https://imgur.com/HZrDstl

 

[ifiddles]

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[ifiddles]

 

[oioioi]

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This was the conversation I had with my wife today.

Apparently new bike is taking up too much of my time.

 

[GreyGhost]

Not all that funny but it is on topic.

 

[Baggsy]

https://imgur.com/x4RXLGj

 

[ifiddles]

Actually, not a bad idea...

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[GreyGhost]

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While that should be a funny joke, not that long ago, in international competition someone stopped breathing and sunk to the bottom. Lifeguards failed to act so a coach pulled them out.

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[nobbie48]

After a particularly poor round, a golfer spotted a lake as he walked despondently up the 18th.
He looked at his caddie and said, "I've played so badly all day, I think I'm going to drown myself in that lake."
The caddie, quick as a flash, replied, "I’m not sure you could keep your head down that long."

 

[oioioi]

 

[Baggsy]

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[DownUnder]

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Lmao I use Google for my wiretapping service and didn't know Alexa did this until I saw it on Cobra Kai, seems like poor feature if it can't distinguish who's asking for the purchase. Prank your mates anytime you go over by telling Alexa to buy inappropriate stuff.