Jokes

[timtune]

Now I know what to get my sister and brother in law, both of whom think they're smarter than everyone else, both of whom are presumptuous as hell, one of whom is also gullible as hell, and they both picked the dumbest way possible to live vicariously for a change and thumb their noses at society and the establishment and the untrustworthy media

Don't keep us in suspense. "WHAT'S IN THE BOX"

 

[Baggsy]

One for the cyclists:

 

[crankcall]

That’s friggin funny


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[Baggsy]

https://imgur.com/3n0QQTn

 

[DownUnder]

https://imgur.com/3n0QQTn

LOL when I first came to Canada I used to make this joke all the time. At the time my wife's aunt lived just around the corner, 3min walk, and I'd always say it was a half hour drive away.

 

[Gary]

 

[Gary]

 

[nobbie48]

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We need a easy to find "Bang your head on a wall" emoticon.

 

[Baggsy]

 

[Baggsy]

 

[Hack]

The sport of arm wrestling was created so guys could hold hands and maintain eye contact... And it wouldnt be seen as weird.

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[backmarkerducati]

A priest, a rabbit and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender asks the rabbit what he will have. The rabbit replies, I don't know, I am only here because of auto-correct.

 

[Baggsy]

 

[Baggsy]

Great show. Zero environmental impact!

 

[Freddy F]

 

[Freddy F]

 

[Freddy F]

Well, gosh darn, what will they think of next?

 

[Baggsy]

 

[GreyGhost]