If you own a British bike...?

[TK4]

You should learn these expressions -

 

[spitRR]

Wot mate? No "taking the piss"?!

 

[jc100]

“Bugger” is more useful than shown....

Its buggered = it’s broken
Bugger off = go away
Bugger = crap as in ... oh bugger = oh crap
thats a bugger = that’s a pain

 

[Jayv]

Buggered is another word for anal sex.

Wanker is a much stronger word than idiot. You wouldn't be able to freely throw that word around(back in my day)

 

[bitzz]

... or buy an Italian bike and learn how to swear in Italian.

 

[jc100]

Buggered is another word for anal sex.

Wanker is a much stronger word than idiot. You wouldn't be able to freely throw that word around(back in my day)

I missed that one out on purpose.

 

[jc100]

Also...

scouser = the accused

or what do you call a scouser in a suit....the defendant.

 

[cycling]

I was going up the apple and pears when I fell on my boat race. `Cause I was having a butchers at a bit of bint.

 

[Jayv]

Almost 33 years for me, but these are some of the words that are still engraved in my brain.

Drywall = Plasterboard.

Band aid = plaster

Flashlight = Torch.

Sellotape= scotch tape

HP sauce= Brown sauce

 

[Evoex]

i love it when they describe a situation going bad as 'things going pear shaped'.

 

[Jayv]

Bit wobbly mush.

 

[cycling]

When I first came to Canada(1982) I was looking for a "Jubilee clip"I thought they did not have them here.
Eventually after visiting many, many stores I saw one and said in delight to the store bloke. There,, that`s what I want and he said, "You mean a hose clamp" Grrrrr.
Bought it and swiftly put in in the boot. Lol.

 

[bitzz]

Step3: prise the bush from the spigot....
???WTF???

 

[crankcall]

My teabag neighbor drove a tipping lorry, which looked a lot like a dump truck.

 

[SVeezy]

I was going up the apple and pears when I fell on my boat race. `Cause I was having a butchers at a bit of bint.

Cockney lol. Who falls up stairs? ?


Sent from my iPhone using GTAMotorcycle.com mobile app

 

[cycling]

Cockney lol. Who falls up stairs? ?


Sent from my iPhone using GTAMotorcycle.com mobile app

A drunk Cockney. Sideways, many ways.

 

[Lightcycle]

Bonnet and boot. As opposed to hood and trunk.
Jumper, not sweater.
Marmite over marmalade.

 

[cycling]

Bonnet and boot. As opposed to hood and trunk.
Jumper, not sweater.
Marmite over marmalade.

Love my Marmite on a toasted cheese sandwhich. Not forgetting a Chip Butty.

 

[crankcall]

my life has been saved several times by a chip butty, sucked up enough poison at about 12am in my local to allow me to stumble home and fall up the stairs

 

[Trials]

Bubble and squeak for breakfast ?? toad in the hole for lunch.