illegally don't report it and either ditch/hide your bike like in the video and come back for it later, or if tow truck arrives before police, ambulance, or fire trucks, bribe them to tow you before they come...Depending on where you crash and who sees it, most people call police when they see a motorcycle crash, so weather you want it or not fire, ambulance, and police will be on their way. A tow truck driver will not tow you away if any of those are on scene already, they would loose their towing licence for that...