Don't these fancy bikes have rider aids and rain modes, abs and such? Sure they do. They've got stiff frames, great suspension, gumball tires, life saving mufflers and fully rotational throttles. They will only go as fast as you ask, what's all the sturm and drang about then? Ride it like you didn't steal it.
The sky's been falling since 1978 when, as a teenager, I got a Z1900 with 36mm damper rod forks, 4 inch wide skidmasters, noodle frame c/w hinge, no brakes, you know...1970's superbike. Riding impaired encouraged and applauded. Surely the 21st century man can do no worse.