Favorite quote

[Baggsy]

I'm thinking that "It's in my signature" has got to be one of the worst, if not the worst, quotes of all time.

 

[Evoex]

I'm thinking that "It's in my signature" has got to be one of the worst, if not the worst, quotes of all time.

 

[ToSlow]

Really

 

[Torren]

"Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
~George Carlin

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Another Carlin gem was

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

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[mimico_polak]

The ‘a person is smart…’ line from MIB…

 

[crankcall]

“ you know what they call a Burger King whopper in Paris France , a Burger Royale .”


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[nobbie48]

Newfie one

Sometimes the longest way round is the quickest way home.

For me

If you’re on a bike it’s the best way home.

 

[thwak]

Career advice from me to my niece:
"You should be a proctologist. There's no shortage of ******** out there."

 

[bigpoppa]

Career advice from me to my niece:
"You should be a proctologist. There's no shortage of ******** out there."

Ah if only Canada had more than 100 seats in medical schools

 

[Dirty Frank]

The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

[Evoex]

“ you know what they call a Burger King whopper in Paris France , a Burger Royale .”


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Quote fail.

Quarter Pounder -> Royale with Cheese.

 

[Soulcatcher668]

"Just because you're paranoid, doesn't mean they are not out to get you."

 

[SteveM.]

On my tombstone they will write "It never got fast enough for me."
Hunter S. Thompson

 

[BigEvilDoer]

Imagine what I could do, if I would do all that I can.
- Sun Tzu.

 

[klr_guy]

"Adversity is fertiliser for greatness"
A'ja Wilson

 

[bitzz]

When I was first getting into computering, DOS was new, mostly Unix... my mentor told me
"computers are like the old testament, LOTS of rules, not much mercy"

 

[crankcall]

If water is like cement at 200mph , imagine how hard cement must be at 200mph
Nicky Hayden rip



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[Wingboy]

If water is like cement at 200mph , imagine how hard cement must be at 200mph
Nicky Hayden rip



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The song of the sausage creature.

 

[Jampy00]

"Now they got me in a cell cause my records, they sell
Cause a brother like me said, "Well"

Anthrax and Public Enemy

 

[just-me]

My FIL at my wedding told me:
"Insist on at least one night a week out with the boys."
"Don't waste it on the boys."