failed a test? apply to mcdonalds! Best teacher ever

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Had a guy in my class get minus one out of twenty on a test once.
He spelled the teacher's name wrong.
 
I get the teachers opportunity for lame humor. If I owned the McD's franchise within 30km of that school and employed many students from that school, teacher would be explaining to the school board what his thinking was.
 
Riceburner said:
People are too freakin politically correct these days. If it was my kid I'd laugh.
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If it was my kid I would cry. I'm banking on him being successful, so that I can retire early!
 
The only place you will be able to work without being able to solve quadratic equations is McDonalds - and even then, there's a career ceiling for those who never studied differential calculus
 
^^^^ speaking Greek
 
Fairly certain that my company's CEO has never touched calculus. Nor did its founder and chairman (Lit graduate).
 
Joe Bass said:
If it was my kid I would cry. I'm banking on him being successful, so that I can retire early!
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Id cry along side you, getting my kids through school and onto a career path was always job one . There were failed tests and close exams and sleepless nights but F's were never very funny.
 
I failed a couple weeks ago at the Icehouse. Guy on a Monster with a full head of salt and pepper hair, I took a chance and asked "are you crankcall"? He look offended. An awkward silence. "Do I look like a crankcall"? When he pulled away I noticed he had Alberta plates.
 
I had breakfast there this am before coffee in Rockwood.
I also experienced a fail there this am, told buddy I'd get the breakfast bill, they only take cash. I had two loonies , 80US and 10,000 French francs. Broke in my own country apparently.
I did get the coffee tab later.
 
crankcall said:
I had breakfast there this am before coffee in Rockwood.
I also experienced a fail there this am, told buddy I'd get the breakfast bill, they only take cash. I had two loonies , 80US and 10,000 French francs. Broke in my own country apparently.
I did get the coffee tab later.
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Wait, they don't take Francs at the Icehouse? Wtf? :)
 
I got a free coffee there on Fathers Day and I'm not even a father. Win.
 
Seems like that teacher had an attitude problem, just by looking at how happy he is to write an "X".

Probably unionized...
 
Report cards?!?! KIDS?!?! EEEWWWWW!!!!!!

*goes back to looking for next bike purchase* :p
 
I'm not planning on my kids looking after me in my old age. Now an inheritance is a different story. :) ...and then I'm not leaving anything behind, gonna use it up. Just got to get the timing of the last penny and death to sync up.
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