Couldn't get a boost to save my life

This is why I hate most people.
Just help people without the expectation of payment. The satisfaction of helping fellow man should be reward enough. What's wrong with being good, for good's sake. #FTW


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Not commonly understood is the average male locked into a gynocentric hoe down on the plantation and getting it up the poop shoot from all levels of government including but not limited to the Conservation Authority you might understand saying no with attitude is all the power some people have at their disposal. Power corrupts, these naysayers are small time punks lashing out at a cruel world. Ida thought you'd know a little bit about that.
 
That will happen when people don't know what they're doing. The newer cables now also have tech that auto senses and protects.
A bike doesn't need a lot of current to start. I have a set of 14 gauge wire booster cables tucked under the seat of my 250 Ninja. I made these up after my alarm killed the battery. Some a@@ knocked over the bike in the parking lot and alarm kept going. That time I just push started the bike.
Next time somebody throws out an electrical gizmo with a long cord, cut off the cord. Check if it's 14. If you want to spend money go to HomeDepot and ask for 14ga heater cord. Add some alligator clamps to both ends and you're done. Just don't try to start as soon as you hook up. Let your battery charge up a bit from the boost. This way you won't overload these tiny booster cables.
 
I pulled into a stripmall parking lot once and noticed this hot young lady, in short shorts, looking at the open hood of her car. Unfortunately, she walked over to another guy and asked him for a boost. Luckily enough he told her "sorry..." - so I was over there in a flash. Hooked up my cables and that's when I almost died... right at that time, my wife walked out of the bank.


classic! wifey walks in just as you were hookin' up!:cool:
 
@Baggsy may be the closest GTAMer in the area.

"In downtown Ottawa Canada (Sandy Hill off Laurier Ave east. I need a boost. My goldwing has been sitting there for months. Battery dead. Been going through Cancer treatments. It's a long shot. .
613-594-4975" John Scholey
 
@Baggsy may be the closest GTAMer in the area.

"In downtown Ottawa Canada (Sandy Hill off Laurier Ave east. I need a boost. My goldwing has been sitting there for months. Battery dead. Been going through Cancer treatments. It's a long shot. .
613-594-4975" John Scholey
Oof, I’m in Kenya at the moment.
Texted some friends, who might be there and might get the text.
 
I pulled into a stripmall parking lot once and noticed this hot young lady, in short shorts, looking at the open hood of her car. Unfortunately, she walked over to another guy and asked him for a boost. Luckily enough he told her "sorry..." - so I was over there in a flash. Hooked up my cables and that's when I almost died... right at that time, my wife walked out of the bank.

These stories should always be started with Dear Penthouse.......
 
I don't wanna sound like a "hippie" but where the hell is the want to help someone in need?

They are too busy doing this...
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I carry booster cables...for everyone else.
 
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How it worked on the other forum.

I was at home, about 10:00 AM doing paperwork and got a call from a member in Georgia who asked me if I was anywhere near Hamilton as a member from Arkansas had a rear drive problem with his 1800 Goldwing and was holed up at a motel. I called the sidelined rider and drove out in my van not expecting to do much more than offer sympathy.

From then on it was dumb luck but six hours later the rider was on his way with a replacement final drive. It was a case of the grapevine coming through. Cost to rider? Zero dollars but he was to send a replacement final drive when he got home. They are cheap down there due to trike conversions.

I have my cell number listed on a helper link on the other site so any member can call me. My cell is rarely off.

I wouldn't do the same on this forum due to personality clashes. However I would be available to some members if there was a procedure not unlike Facebook friending. Arrogant members wouldn't get my personal contact info but ones that had a history of helpful posts would. I'm not sure how that would be set up if even possible.

Karma does work but it's a slow process.
Arrogant members wouldn't get my personal contact info but ones that had a history of helpful posts would. I'm not sure how that would be set up if even possible.
^^This I Like !!
 
Was out in the trails and ran into a guy who took his old, worn-out car out there. Battery or starter died in the middle of nowhere on a gravel road.

Four of us got off our dirtbikes and pushed the car up a hill at considerable effort on our part in the blistering heat, tried to help him bump start the car. Spent almost an hour trying to diagnose the problem to no avail. Nothing.

We told him we'd call for help when we rode out and found signal. He gave us a number for his buddy, said he'd probably bring a truck down to tow him out.

Okay.

So we ride out and find signal further ahead. Give his buddy a call. He seemed surprised when we mentioned who it was that needed a tow. Like, "Who? Oh."

When we rode back the same way a few hours later, the guy was still stranded. We asked whether his buddy came and he said no. Then proceeded to cuss us out for not pushing his car all the way to civilization and also accused us of not calling his friend.

Wow. No gratitude at all for the assistance we gave, but yet angry and also accusatory and entitled. No wonder his "buddy" didn't come get him.

Some people...

Funny thing was, we all had trucks at home. We were on the way home and at least one of us would have drove back and towed him out, but he just totally convinced us not to go out of our way further to help him.
 
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