Bill Gates is at it again.

[FullMotoJacket]

And they say Bezos is the evil one.

TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to 'Prove' the Snow is Fake

Have you seen those viral videos on TikTok and Twitter where users are burning snow to “prove” that it’s actually fake? Needless to say, the snow is real. The viral videos actually show a perfectly normal reaction to placing the flame of a lighter or match against a snowball. But that hasn’t...

gizmodo.com

 

[Jenerator]

Where's Susan Powter, now? WE NEED TO STOP THE INSANITY!!!

 

[sburns]

Oh the internets...

 

[crankcall]

Oy Vey , an entire generation wasting their collective brains

 

[ToSlow]

I wish they would come to my house and shovel some of the fake snow, we got another 4in last night

 

[mimico_polak]

I wish they would come to my house and shovel some of the fake snow, we got another 4in last night

Happy to say my snow blower tore through the snow this morning like a champ.

 

[GreyGhost]

Happy to say my snow blower tore through the snow this morning like a champ.

Maybe the metal in the "snow" is what caused your gearbox to fail.

 

[mimico_polak]

Maybe the metal in the "snow" is what caused your gearbox to fail.

Could very well be. But I'll run a magnet through the snow before the next time I use the snowblower...just in case.

 

[nobbie48]

Flaming fireballs Batman.

We used to handle paper towel fireballs in high school physics to impress the impressionable.

The trick was getting just the right alcohol water mix to soak the paper balls in so they would burn, but not too hot. You kept your hands wet so they were water cooled. Also keep the things moving.

The above is a total lie. Gates bribed me to write it.

 

[Roadghost]

And they say Bezos is the evil one.

TikTok Users Are Burning Snowballs in Viral Videos to 'Prove' the Snow is Fake

Have you seen those viral videos on TikTok and Twitter where users are burning snow to “prove” that it’s actually fake? Needless to say, the snow is real. The viral videos actually show a perfectly normal reaction to placing the flame of a lighter or match against a snowball. But that hasn’t...

gizmodo.com

This is what happens when it snows in Texas.

 

[bigpoppa]

Texans in the snow be like:

https://imgur.com/lUs0PzB

 

[GreyGhost]

Texans in the snow be like:

https://imgur.com/lUs0PzB

So if you touch off 10,000 rounds out of your cache inside your house, how much warmer does your house get?

 

[regder]

Anyone ever watch the movie Idiocracy? ...

 

[nobbie48]

So if you touch off 10,000 rounds out of your cache inside your house, how much warmer does your house get?

Not that much considering the drafts from the 10,000 holes in the walls.

 

[FullMotoJacket]

Anyone ever watch the documentary Idiocracy? ...

FTFY

 

[JZ67]

What I wanna know is how many of those wee microchips have to go into a vial to ensure that each dose gets at least one of those chips to track me. And let's say I get multiple microchips when I am vaccinated, how do they keep track of all the ones I've got?

I'm just too daft to figure the maths out on this. That's why the world needs a super genius like Bill Gates and the Wile E. Coyote.

 

[GreyGhost]

What I wanna know is how many of those wee microchips have to go into a vial to ensure that each dose gets at least one of those chips to track me. And let's say I get multiple microchips when I am vaccinated, how do they keep track of all the ones I've got?

I'm just too daft to figure the maths out on this. That's why the world needs a super genius like Bill Gates and the Wile E. Coyote.

The best part is that each vial vaccinates six people. The mems need to coordinate to ensure they don't get mixed up and cause tracking confusion.

 

[JZ67]

The best part is that each vial vaccinates six people. The mems need to coordinate to ensure they don't get mixed up and cause tracking confusion.

That's what I'm saying. How doooooo they do it?

 

[FullMotoJacket]

That's what I'm saying. How doooooo they do it?

Obviously it reprograms your DNA.

 

[jc100]

They are homeopathic chips. That’s how it works!