Hilarious Kijiji Bike and Stuff Ads

Matt Rain said:
Any bike going 160km/h covers a quarter mile in 9 seconds.
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You're right. They don't mention WHICH quarter mile will take 9 seconds.
 
Old Suzy said:
It's a 9 second quarter Miles. Could be true but I'm still not convinced about the 190hp. Car guys selling stuff they don't know anything about.
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NC700x, 670cc, 51hp, 45ftLbs Tq.

Yeah, no.

The ad reads like a dealership who took a bike on a trade or something and has zero idea what it is they're trying to sell.
 
PrivatePilot said:
NC700x, 670cc, 51hp, 45ftLbs Tq.

Yeah, no.

The ad reads like a dealership who took a bike on a trade or something and has zero idea what it is they're trying to sell.
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Could be an opportunity to score a good deal.

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First off it's probably a U.S.bike as only the "s" was sold in Canada at that time. I own one and trust me it's not 190 hp and a quarter mile might take 90 seconds,downhill with a tailwind and a push. I'm curious to see if it has racing pegs and moto gp exhaust.
 
DejaVu said:
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-tourin...rs/1083214142?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

Motivated seller. The caps-lock key was working.

It doesn't look so bad in the pics.
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Bumping my own thread here. He's still trying, and he's updated the ad.

MUST GO ! NEED CASH TO BUY BACK MY GRANDFATHERS OLD TRACTOR! WAS IN FAMILY FOR MANY YEARS THEN WAS SOLD IN ESTATE SALE THE CURRENT OWNER HAS OFFERED IT TO ME AND I REALLY WANT TO BUT IT AS I NEED 1 AND THAT 1 HAS ALOT OF MEMORIES ATTACHED!
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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-tourin...o-buy-my-grand-fathers-old-tractor/1116081090
 
http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/...ge/1117572271?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

$_35.JPG
 
RockerGuy said:
I wonder if his father in law gave him $1 million if he'd give up riding altogether
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Nah, if you want to be an ..., just call up the wife when he's not home, and make her an offer on it.
 
We're a young heterosexual couple in Toronto, looking to rent furnished/unfurnished room(s) or small apartment. We have the following two issues... :)

1) With all seriousness, we have a healthy sex life, and my wife has a tendency to get loud...occasionally. She has a lovely voice, but we would like/need neighbors who are comfortable with that sort of thing, within reason of course. Soundproofing in houses can be ridiculous...
She insists on wearing lingerie indoors (terrible, I know), so we're OK with roommates, but prefer younger males or couples, as my wife is more comfortable with that range - 20's to early 30's is ideal.

2) We have a very small terrier - quiet and TRAINED. :)
He's disciplined, and that's my key priority. I take the matter very, very seriously, so don't worry about him. I absolutely hate when people are being disturbed by anybody's pet, and I certainly will ensure that MINE does not fall into that category. In the event of a fire or gas leak, however, a dog's service can be priceless.
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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-room-rental-...-:/1129831150?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true
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