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Chuck Norris
- Thread starter cbcanada
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DarylinAjax
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In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
DarylinAjax
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
U guys talk about chuck like u're real fans but fail to mention:
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/02/23/slovaks-want-to-name-bridge-after-chuck-norris
http://www.torontosun.com/2012/02/23/slovaks-want-to-name-bridge-after-chuck-norris
kickstartt
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chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the **** out of it
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience
DownUnder
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LOL Bratislava, Eurotrip rocks.
Oh and
When Chuck Norris steps on legos, the legos cry.
Chuck Norris' key board has no control key. BECAUSE CHUCK IS ALWAYS IN CONTROL.
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kickstartt
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^LOL
Chuck norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way
Chuck Norris was in Star Wars... he was the force
Chuck norris never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way
Chuck Norris was in Star Wars... he was the force
cbcanada
Banned
Haha nice!
Is that your daughter in your avatar?
Like them young?
Drake_Demi
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Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris just needs toothpicks
From the post being made by RockerGuy across all these threads looks like he's going though Manneedspuss.
cc:rutakin
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