So much fail in a single image

Shaman

Shaman

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Count the number of stupid design flaws in one picture. I'll name just one which some might not catch... air intakes for the inside cylinders are a straight shot, the outside cylinders are a 90 degree bend - forgetting what having air flowing down those long tubes will do to the engine performance to begin with...

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Truly, truly works of art. And by art, I mean they couldn't be ridden, could they?
 
hideous freak!
 
Between the open chain running just under the left side of the seat and the high exposed wheel on the back (imagine the typical loose t-shirt the rider would wear) this thing is owned by a future amputee. Add that to the Ducati beside it and it's like they're both made just to piss people off.
 
pipes pointing directly to the rider...

front brake? really?
 
Somehow I don't think comfort or performance were the main ideas when making this thing. Criticizing intake design on what looks like primarily a show off, style over function, bike seems a little silly.
 
TheDirty said:
Somehow I don't think comfort or performance were the main ideas when making this thing. Criticizing intake design on what looks like primarily a show off, style over function, bike seems a little silly.
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Agree!! i don't get all the criticism. He's built at least one bike more than most of us. Good for him (or her) to not be afraid to break rules. It's his bike...he can build it any f'n way he wants!
 
He's not riding it any-freakin'-way near me. Nope. That thing is a death trap and I don't want to be near it.

It has no *brakes*, man. On top of everything else, does that seem like a design flaw to you?
 
Shaman said:
He's not riding it any-freakin'-way near me. Nope. That thing is a death trap and I don't want to be near it.

It has no *brakes*, man. On top of everything else, does that seem like a design flaw to you?
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IT has rim brakes similar to bicycles on the front.. don't be so paranoid! lol
 
The builder is an absolute genius. He found a way to make a bike uglier than a Diavel, something I would have thought impossible.
 
Spotted no speedometer lol
 
Just to balance the scales.. here's a picture of so much win!

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That Ducati looks like it has Down syndrome.
 
N3WMAN said:
Im more concerned with the bastardization of the ducati next to it. Highway pegs on a duc? really?
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THIS, GAWD THIS...isn't the death penalty applicable to those who bastardize bikes in such a manner?
 
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