Riding behind a cattle truck !

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So Im heading home to Ajax from L & L last night and its about 130 when I hop on the 401 east from Dvp, then all of a sudden all I smell is $**t!! Im like WTF!! Did someone crap in my lid down there!!? I have been behind those trucks before and smelled it but saw it then passed it! There was nothing directly around me though.
So not until I got to kennedy I saw the culprits! 2 of them!! No wonder!! I swear i wanted to vomit inside my lid!
 
welcome to niagara on the lake in september
 
almost the same story, going on the 401 East from Allen and i smell ****.. i tilt my head over to my crotch ( maybe the bad gas has cought up to me ) so i smell something, then notice as i passed the truck in front of me.. a truck full of pigs... fml but on the upside i didn't poop myself
 
Had the complete opposite experience last night. Was following behind some young kid smoking a joint in basically stop and go traffic. Smelled great, but kept my distance. Funniest part was he had a big german sheppard in the car who apparently wasn't down with hotboxing so it had it's head out the sunroof the entire time.
 
craygun said:
Had the complete opposite experience last night. Was following behind some young kid smoking a joint in basically stop and go traffic. Smelled great, but kept my distance. Funniest part was he had a big german sheppard in the car who apparently wasn't down with hotboxing so it had it's head out the sunroof the entire time.
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Hahahaha! theres a movie there somewhere! I also had a more pleasant experience one time where i was riding behind this sexy chick in a cage, and i could literally smell her perfume! I felt like a creeper tailing her to get more whiffs, but was nice! lol
 
I seem to be on the same schedule as a pig truck that takes lakeshore just before 7am each morning.

What's also nice is that by the Appleby train station there are both a maple leaf abatoir and a voortmans bakery within sniffing distance. The combo when they are both going is enough to make you yak. Mmmmmm pigsh!t biscuits!

Love getting behind someone smoking a jay. Earlier this summer, I saw/heard an old dude freak out on a couple younger guys for blazing in stop and go on the gardiner. Gotta admit it did smell like a skunk died.
 
I use to drive by Molson brewery at 427/401 every day. The stink beside that place in the late afternoon is yucky!
 
ViperZ said:
I use to drive by Molson brewery at 427/401 every day. The stink beside that place in the late afternoon is yucky!
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I love that smell. Reminds me of cornflakes.
 
ViperZ said:
I use to drive by Molson brewery at 427/401 every day. The stink beside that place in the late afternoon is yucky!
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I ride by every morning and afternoon as carlingview is my exit... but i find it quite a nice smell!!
 
Rob MacLennan said:
Between the cattle and the pigs, I'll take the cattle thank-you.
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Mooooo!:agave:
 
I'll take sheep, tyvm :cool:
 
You reminded me one day was sitting in traffic when the Hamilton Skyway was a toll booth.

Nice yellow convertible with a people in it - couple of girls for sure - about three cars ahead, top down hot day.

Cattle truck beside them.

I see this fire hose of a piss stream arc out of the cattle truck splashing into the open car - no where to move to ....just about dropped the bike laughing....

Bit of revenge by the burger to be.
 
Nothing like being behind a pig truck when the ones on the top tier feel like having a dump.

Cloudy with a chance of pig poop.

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Nothing like not getting a mouthful to make me glad to have a full face helmet in those situations.
 
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Was hoping for a "and a cow fell out, had to swerve or it would have been a disaster." storyline.
 
You get extra boost, from methane getting into your ram air intake. So which makes better methane Pig or Cow?
 
Wait till you get stuck behind a rendering truck, the smell from that is absolutely one of the worst things I have ever had to smell. When I was working on a highway job a few years back one would drive through almost every day and the smell would stay there for a good couple of minutes, wouldn't want to be on a bike behind one.
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