Places to get my seat shaved

I have to keep a pride patch, otherwise how would I prove it's not dyed ;)

Two solutions come off the top of my head :cool:

1) Get a certificate of authenticity

2) Keep a small one in the left armpit
 
I have to keep a pride patch, otherwise how would I prove it's not dyed ;)

:thumbup:

Racing stripe also allowed, fwiw.
 
Two solutions come off the top of my head :cool:

1) Get a certificate of authenticity

2) Keep a small one in the left armpit

Lmao!! C'mon they're going extinct!! Besides, my side career as a merkin model would be over! ;)
 
Lmao!! C'mon they're going extinct!!

Hence the certificate or alternative placement ;)

Besides, my side career as a merkin model would be over! ;)

Merkins can also be fastened through the use of adhesives as many hardwood-oriented actors, dancers, and red light trade workers have discovered over the years :P
 
Hence the certificate or alternative placement ;)



Merkins can also be fastened through the use of adhesives as many hardwood-oriented actors, dancers, and red light trade workers have discovered over the years :P


All of this arguing for hardwood makes me think you prefer hardwood, I guess we can't be friends :(
 
All of this arguing for hardwood makes me think you prefer hardwood, I guess we can't be friends :(

Definitely not that sort of friends or my wife'd make sure your genitalia reaches farther out than mine :shock:
 
It's not too hard to diy. My buddy did and it turned out decent. All you need is a good blade. I suggest Gillette for women.
 
If it really is a motorcycle seat that needs work, Len at AAA Trim Plus in Aurora can do it. He's a rider so he understands - at least the motorcycle seat part, not all this other discussion. You can reach him at 905 960 3000.
 
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