Krystaline fuel initiator - Anyone heard of it?
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LOL... they string together a bunch of "scientifical" terms that as one paragraph, read as total nonsense.
Krystaline Fuel Initiator (KFI) was developed using the principles of Quantum Mechanics. KFI is energetically based and not chemically based. KFI ethanol is restructured and oxygenated by field effect technology.
It's homeopathy and aromatherapy for your bike, and likely just a feline hydrogen dioxide and urea mixture (cat piss).
Krystaline Fuel Initiator (KFI) was developed using the principles of Quantum Mechanics. KFI is energetically based and not chemically based. KFI ethanol is restructured and oxygenated by field effect technology.
It's homeopathy and aromatherapy for your bike, and likely just a feline hydrogen dioxide and urea mixture (cat piss).
Yea thats pure ********
Here i was thinking that I need a bigger bike for more hp and torque when all I need is this magical bottle!
sign me up! LoL
I'm sure enough people will buy this thing to make it worthwhile just because they will think...maybe it'll work! LoL
sign me up! LoL
I'm sure enough people will buy this thing to make it worthwhile just because they will think...maybe it'll work! LoL
The oil additives market is taking off the shelf oils and slip additives, sticking it in a can, then marketing power increases by a single dyno run on a cold engine, putting in the additive, then re-doing the run on a warm engine.
Every single parts counter in the world has that stupid Lucas oil demo contraption with the white plastic gears.
[video=youtube;5_rr-2PeFWQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_rr-2PeFWQ[/video]
Some gems on that site:
"eliminate toxic emissions (eco-friendly)" Obviously this is the cure for the worlds air quality problems. This stuff instantly converts IC engines into air purifiers, just run a hose from your exhaust into your car and enjoy the fresh air.
"(depending on how the vehicule is driven)" I want a vehicule
"noticeable decrease in knocking" If your knocking is noticeably decreased, spending any money on that engine isn't worthwhile as it's obviously on its way out already
"KFI raises the resonance of fuel and structures the molecules into organized patterns. This initiates the fuel to burn more efficiently. Emissions are reduced up to 100% in hydrocarbons and carbon monoxide." WTF?
They seem to indicate that they sell by the case of 16, but don't give any price or way to purchase.
My money is on this being a bottle of ethanol that they have stored on a magnet.
"eliminate toxic emissions (eco-friendly)" Obviously this is the cure for the worlds air quality problems. This stuff instantly converts IC engines into air purifiers, just run a hose from your exhaust into your car and enjoy the fresh air.
"(depending on how the vehicule is driven)" I want a vehicule
"noticeable decrease in knocking" If your knocking is noticeably decreased, spending any money on that engine isn't worthwhile as it's obviously on its way out already
"KFI raises the resonance of fuel and structures the molecules into organized patterns. This initiates the fuel to burn more efficiently. Emissions are reduced up to 100% in hydrocarbons and carbon monoxide." WTF?
They seem to indicate that they sell by the case of 16, but don't give any price or way to purchase.
My money is on this being a bottle of ethanol that they have stored on a magnet.
Yup...all BS but people buy into it and that's why there's such a strong market for it. Why bother making money the hard way when you can sell BS to suckers and still make a killing.
OnAnySunday
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"5th dimension energy" Confirms this product works. :lmao:
[video=youtube;P0Dj6Mdhrhk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Dj6Mdhrhk[/video]
[video=youtube;P0Dj6Mdhrhk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0Dj6Mdhrhk[/video]
Americans buy this stuff. Because the scientific and critical thinking skills of the average US citizen is below grade 4.
Two of the biggest scams:
Enzyte (>$50M in sales before the FBI shut it down, but its back in business).
..and Q-Ray bracelets, over $40M sold.
[video=youtube;0dCeIHiPISA]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dCeIHiPISA[/video]
kruzuki
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When I was younger, and looking for business opportunities, I went to a recruitment event for some company that was trying to get distributers for a magnetic device that would line up the fuel molecules for a cleaner burn and more power.
Needless to say, I walked out less than halfway through the presentation, laughing all the way.
Amazing how many people were sitting there, wide-eyed, taking it all in.
Needless to say, I walked out less than halfway through the presentation, laughing all the way.
Amazing how many people were sitting there, wide-eyed, taking it all in.
I have been looking for something to improve my intake of 5th dimensional energy great!
OnAnySunday
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http://tornadoair.com/tornadoair.php
"TORNADO is a non-moving turbine shaped device, which creates a vortex or swirling effect to the engine. The result is improved airflow into the engine combustion chamber, causing a more efficient mixture between air and fuel."
"vortex or swirling effect" LOL WOT?
When 46% of the country doesn't believe dinosaurs ever existed, you can sell pretty much anything.
or the water carburetor? Big oil conspiracy killed it.
hardk0re
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