Jokes

[800over]

What is the difference between good pussy and good weed?

You can smell good weed across the room.

 

[Freddy F]

According to that picture it must be 6AM

Lol, can there possibly be any other sound so friggin annoying??? I say NO

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[DownUnder]

 

[killvino]

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usb C ? no problem.

 

[Katatonic]

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This is where the 50/50/90 rule comes in.
If a task, like plugging in a standard USB plug, has a 50/50 chance of getting it right on the first shot, you will get it wrong 90% of the time….

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[klr_guy]

A nun was taking a bath when she heard a knock at the door.
“Who is it” she asked, “the blind man”, she thought for a moment and said “ok, come in” a gentleman comes in and says “nice boobs, I’m here to put up the blinds”.

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[Freddy F]

 

[Freddy F]

Keeping up with the God theme...

 

[GreyGhost]

Keeping up with the God theme...

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Obviously the lid fell off when they were doing that.

 

[DownUnder]

 

[Freddy F]

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J. Jonah Jameson - Hmm GIF by Super GIF | Gfycat

 

[Freddy F]

Ugh....edit, edit!! Oh where are you.

 

[Baggsy]

 

[bull958]

Happy Halloween

 

[Baggsy]

 

[klr_guy]

A wife walks in on her husband while he’s watching porn
In a panic reflex he instantly changes to a random channel, the fishing channel.

As his wife walks out again she says: "you should stay on the porn channel....you know how to fish.”

 

[DownUnder]