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http://www.kijiji.ca/v-street-cruis...ue/1063863610?enableSearchNavigationFlag=true

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I keep driving by that shop on my way from Kipling station...

 

[Iceman]

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-sport-bikes/city-of-toronto/honda-cx500-cafe-racer/1065048722

I threw up in my mouth..and It's only $5800. Who knew you could get baby blue exhaust wrap.

What's with the no rear fender trend? Dirty stripe up your back cool these days?

 

[Roomie]

That poor cx. I'd kill for one of those and yet these tasteless trendy hip freaks destroy them.

 

[cb500f]

That looks like a project that ran out of money. Also the CX500 had a twin shock setup on the rear originally, and it looks like they've converted it to a monoshock... using the original swingarm. I'm not sure that's kosher

The sad part .. is ... that someone will still buy it .....

 

[Roomie]

The sad part .. is ... that someone will still buy it .....

and think it's the coolest thing ever. Until it comes time to safety that mess.

 

[kiwi]

What's with the no rear fender trend? Dirty stripe up your back cool these days?

I'm pretty sure a fender is a requirement by law, like reflectors.. but are not enforced.. ?

 

[rutakin]

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4986649886.html

 

[I82l8]

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4986649886.html

Love it :lmao:

 

[rutakin]

Love it :lmao:

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4988183907.html

 

[I82l8]

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4988183907.html

...

 

[CafeRay]

http://humboldt.craigslist.org/rvs/4986649886.html

ugh.gone already.

 

[SweetOnion]

I'm pretty sure a fender is a requirement by law, like reflectors.. but are not enforced.. ?

you guys are all clearly blind... that bentass license plate (I think that's what it is ) is doubling as a fender... DUHHH!!!!!

 

[unL33T]

People pull the "ugly" fenders off sportbikes all the time. Why is it a big deal on a cruiser?

 

[CafeRay]

People pull the "ugly" fenders off sportbikes all the time. Why is it a big deal on a cruiser?

because sportbikes still have a tail section to prevent spray from hitting the rider. This poor Cx will spray the back of your helmet and run water down your back.

Imagine slipping back on that seat.. process your nads to goo faster than you can say, "Will it Blend?"

 

[unL33T]

because sportbikes still have a tail section to prevent spray from hitting the rider. This poor Cx will spray the back of your helmet and run water down your back.

Imagine slipping back on that seat.. process your nads to goo faster than you can say, "Will it Blend?"

I've seen a video of that happening on a lowered and stretched Busa a couple years ago but it was a girl and she seemed surprisingly ok. I guess because they were going slow. Rear tire locked up, though.

 

[spray____]

I've seen a video of that happening on a lowered and stretched Busa a couple years ago but it was a girl and she seemed surprisingly ok. I guess because they were going slow. Rear tire locked up, though.

I remember seeing it, and it stuck with me

[video=youtube;e9Rydf0qFFs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Rydf0qFFs[/video]

 

[CafeRay]

I've seen a video of that happening on a lowered and stretched Busa a couple years ago but it was a girl and she seemed surprisingly ok.

If she wasn't a girl before that..she certainly was after.

These chopped bikes are just about aesthetics, they remove and chop a bunch of stuff off that makes it someone's artistic ideal, but not really a motorcycle any more. This is why I hate BikeExif and Chris Hunter and this hipster ideal.
I'm not the only one...
This is pretty hilarious:

https://vimeo.com/115733204'

 

[CafeRay]

I remember see it, and it stuck with me

[video=youtube;PM1avGFmv4Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PM1avGFmv4Q[/video]

 

[rutakin]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sof/4982493312.html

 

[drumstyx]

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sfc/sof/4982493312.html

Man, I wish I didn't kind of hate Java, the rest of that is right up my alley...

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