I made an entire script for a video called "What's more dangerous, an ebike, or your ex girlfriend?"
It looked at statistical data to determine what was more likely, an ebike's battery, or scorned ex lover, to burn your house down.
My girl told me not to record it, she said people might find it mysoginistic. I told her I wasn't misoginistic, I don't even know how to spell that word. I'm just plain ignorant. Then I slapped her on the ass and asked her when she was starting dinner. Silly woman.
What I uncovered was that up until a couple hundred years ago, arson was historically known as the domain of women in much of the western world. That was their jam. They had the market cornered. But in the last hundred years the tables have turned and the niche is now just one more male dominated space. Sorry ladies.
Also, just to be clear, my girl is smarter than me, and better than me, even before the accident broke me. I just like ******* around.