Dirt without the hurt

[Lightcycle]

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Bought an ADV bike but never ride off-road?

No problem! Here's how to avoid those embarrassing situations at the Starbucks parking lot, when all those dirt-riders pull up beside you and your shiny, pristine ride:

 

[mimico_polak]

Does it come with a Tim Hortons gift card for those 5km rides to show off dirt riding capabilities?

 

[jc100]

Not applicable for KTMs as they can’t get out the garage?

 

[Lightcycle]

Not applicable for KTMs as they can’t get out the garage?

No, Mud-On™ has to be dealer-applied, or it will void the warranty.

Also available as a subscription service...

 

[Nikola Tesla]

Lollllll

 

[Baggsy]

If you need dirt, I have plenty that I've swept into a corner of the garage. It's been falling off of the car all winter long.

 

[sburns]

Not applicable for KTMs as they can’t get out the garage?

That sounds a lot like a Harley thing as well...

 

[POWERMAN]

I spent 2 mins googling trying to look for this product until I saw sburns april fools comment on the bmw facial recognition thread..
The product font looked similar to what Chemical guys uses too.

: /

 

[Lightcycle]

The product font looked similar to what Chemical guys uses too.

It's a spoof of the Muc-Off products:

Here's the link, so you don't have to Google it:

Muc-Off UK | Bicycle & Motorcycle Cleaning | Lube | Tubeless

We're obsessed with making the most innovative cleaning products around to keep you and your bikes running at full potential. Shop from a huge range including cleaners, lubricants, oils, apparel and more.

muc-off.com

Not cheap, but it works *really* well.

 

[timtune]

Bought an ADV bike but never ride off-road?

No problem! Here's how to avoid those embarrassing situations at the Starbucks parking lot, when all those dirt-riders pull up beside you and your shiny, pristine ride:

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Hmm, not suitable for KLRs is that because killers arn,t expensive enough for posers?

 

[oioioi]

nice try. You did not get me with your April Fools joke.

 

[Baggsy]

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