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Lately I try to wave in the most obnoxious way possible. Tickling gesture with my left hand or pointing at riders with boot if clutch hand is busy. Will give Spyders the comme ci, comme ca motion. MP3s/Nikens get treated as motorcycles. The best is fervently waving at a 30 HD parade while they're all trying to ignore me
 
TwistedKestrel said:
Lately I try to wave in the most obnoxious way possible. Tickling gesture with my left hand or pointing at riders with boot if clutch hand is busy. Will give Spyders the comme ci, comme ca motion. MP3s/Nikens get treated as motorcycles. The best is fervently waving at a 30 HD parade while they're all trying to ignore me
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This is a "so-so" motion in English?

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slowbird said:
Sometimes I give the finger guns, or wave my hand like an insane person if I'm in a jubilant mood.
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I'll pull out the finger gun for those kids in the back seat. They're usually game and shoot back. Sometimes it escalates and I have to pull out the air shotgun and pump a few rounds their way.

That said I sometimes draw my finger gun to pop a few rounds at low flying birds. I also blow the smoke from the barrel spin it a few times on my finger before it goes back in the holster just like and good cowboy would. Drivers behind me must wonder WTF is going on.
 
Lightcycle said:
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Also, kudos for including a pic of an Italian on an Italian bike...
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The only bike even he could not go fast . Leg out so it didn’t tip over when it died .


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Oh hai, a wave thread. It's been a while since we had one of those.

Anyways.

Top Ten Reasons Why Harley Riders Don’t Wave
  • 10. Afraid it will invalidate warranty.
  • 9. Leather and studs make it too heavy to raise arm.
  • 8. Refuse to wave to anyone whose bike is already paid for.
  • 7. Afraid to let go of handlebars because they might vibrate off.
  • 6. Rushing wind would blow scabs off the new tattoos.
  • 5. Angry because just took out second mortgage to pay luxury tax on new Harley.
  • 4. Just discovered the fine print in owner's manual and realized H-D is partially owned by Honda.
  • 3. Can't tell if other riders are waving or just reaching to cover their ears like everyone else.
  • 2. Remembers the last time a Harley rider waved back, he impaled his hand on spiked helmet.
    1. They're too tired from spending hours polishing all that chrome to lift their arms.
Top Ten Reasons Why Gold Wing Riders Don’t Wave
  • 10. Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
  • 9. Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
  • 8. Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
  • 7. Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
  • 6. The espresso machine just finished.
  • 5. Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
  • 4. Was in a three-way conference call with stockbroker and accessories dealer.
  • 3. Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
  • 2. Was simultaneously adjusting the air suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature, and satellite navigation system.
    1. Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on dashboard.
Top Ten Reasons Why Sport Bike Riders Don’t Wave
  • 10. They have not been riding long enough to know they're supposed to.
  • 9. They're going too fast to have time enough to register the movement and respond.
  • 8. You weren't wearing bright enough gear.
  • 7. If they stick their arm out going that fast they'll rip it out of the socket.
  • 6. They're too occupied with trying to get rid of their chicken strips.
  • 5. They look way too cool with both hands on the bars or they don't want to unbalance themselves while standing on the tank.
  • 4. Their skin tight-Kevlar-ballistic-nylon-kangaroo-leather suits prevent any position other than fetal.
  • 3. Raising an arm allows bugs into the armholes of their tank tops.
  • 2. It's too hard to do one-handed stoppies.
    1. They were too busy slipping their flip-flop back on.
Top Ten Reasons Why BMW Riders Don’t Wave
  • 10. New Aerostich suit too stiff to raise arm.
  • 9. Removing a hand from the bars is considered "bad form."
  • 8. Your bike isn't weird enough looking to justify acknowledgement.
  • 7. Too sore from an 800-mile day on a stock "comfort" seat.
  • 6. Too busy programming the GPS, monitoring radar, listening to ipod, XM, and talking on the cell phone.
  • 5. He's an Iron Butt rider and you're not!
  • 4. Wires from Gerbings are too short.
  • 3. You're not riding the "right kind" of BMW.
  • 2. You haven't been properly introduced.
    1. Afraid it will be misinterpreted as a friendly gesture.
 
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