Chuck Norris

[cbcanada]

The best part of waking up is not folgers in you cup... Its the fact chuck norris didnt kill you while u were sleeping

Lets do some chuck jokes!!!!

 

[cbcanada]

Chuck Norris has never won an oscar because he is never acting

 

[cbcanada]

What do you call the pyle of dead ninjas in Chucks front lawn? Broke back mountain!

 

[cbcanada]

When the boogey man goes to sleep at night he checks underneath his bed for chuck norris

 

[DaveTheCanuck]

What do you call the pyle of dead ninjas in Chucks front lawn? Broke back mountain!

http://instantostrich.com/

 

[Baggsy]

Whenever I think of Chuck Norris, I think of that fight with Bruce Lee.

 

[AF4iK]

 

[Josh01]

 

[jeffjones]

Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, Too bad he never cries.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[ReaImDown]

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[jay-d]

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I like this one better.

 

[jay-d]

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Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940.

 

[jeffjones]

Chuck Norris was born on March 10, 1940.

Party Pooper.

 

[Baggsy]

[video=youtube;4HTj_CSQ3Xk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HTj_CSQ3Xk[/video]

 

[jay-d]

Party Pooper.

I am the ashamed

 

[rutakin]

I am the ashamed

Chuck Norris had the first man card but Vin Desel took it away.

 

[jay-d]

Chuck Norris had the first man card but Vin Desel took it away.

Vin Diesel rearranged = "I End Lives"

 

[kickstartt]

chuck norris doesnt do push up, he pushes the earth down

 

[DarylinAjax]

Every time you say "nobody's perfect", you insult Chuck Norris.

 

[Bradsma]

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up he throw's down