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He's afraid they're used to hide feet that look like this: Hence why we insist all our dates where heels...yes, so we can judge 'em.

Latex covered midgets to the right -----------------> <----------------- Toothless hookers and blow to the left Enjoy your stay.

...how big of a nerd factor is applied to me if by reading the above I immediately thought of Donkey Kong Jungle Ball 2...http://www.flasharcade.com/shooting-games/donkey-kong-jungle-ball-2.html ... :shock:

Bow chika wow wow.

I'll be the guy drinking beers and throwing the occasional random objects at the players - to make things interesting. I'll be over there by the cooler

You are indeed correct...pool is located farther east from the courts.

Dammit, why wasn't I informed of this? There must be a committee of sorts who will hear my plea to get these women out again...perhaps this weekend...

For some reason, I came into this thread having read the title as Rango...

I think we all need to go hang out at El Convento Rico on College and watch the drag queen show that comes on at midnight/half-past midnight - take the edge off.

Big white pavilion building on the Lakeshore, attached to the pool = Sunnyside Beach (you can see it from the Gardiner Expressway going east into Toronto, as you approach the CNE i.e. it lies just West of the CNE). I vote Ashbridges Bay - more courts, and better bars for after...

Dammit, tough crowd these days... Sorry to bore - but I'm sure there are more cerebral threads here on the forums worthy of the more intellectually gifted? Perhaps the gifted elite here can team up with MENSA and can then lend their collective knowledge to CERN and their current task of...

Go get the gimp...

I'm going to dress him up so purdy...the rose shoes will be the crowning achievement for me.

Oh noes!

Sure, we'll barter for it - I'll give you my alcohol and you give me your virginity (don't worry, I'll find a virgin orifice somewhere on you...). :agave:

...a hole is a hole is a hole - stop being a prude, damn you...

I'll bring the alcohol...for myself...

There was so much hilarity in this post, I am at a loss as to where to begin (although, I'm inclined to start with this gem "...so I was naturally checking out my awesome silhouette..."). :lmao: Take it your ankle is all healed up?

Best. Idea. EvAr. :notworthy: