Your Mama Is So ...

[AL3RT]

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Let's bring back from the dead the old good game "Your mama is so ..."!

Rules:
- good to use but is not limited to: fat, ugly, old, lazy dumb, poor, short, hairy, nasty, dirty, ... etc.
- avoid directing your posts onto specific members, as this is a general thread
- pics are welcome!

I'll begin by: Your mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
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[AMAZIN-]

 

[jay-d]

hahahah! That's a good one.

Your mama is so fat when she sings, it's over.

 

[Joe250]

Your mama is such a nice lady.

 

[deejizzle]

Your mama is so fat, her belt size is equator.

 

[jay-d]

Your mama is such a nice lady.

Thanks man, that's very nice of you to say.

 

[AL3RT]

Oh yay, this is just getting interesting! I'm gonna go get some popcorn ready...

 

[SLaP]

 

[professor]

Yo momma is like a hockey player..... Only showers after 3 periods!

 

[Joe250]

Thanks man, that's very nice of you to say.

No problem man!

I always think the girls that swallow are much nicer

 

[Jampy00]

Yo mama's so hairy, people run up to her and say "Chewie, can I get your autograph?"

 

[Jampy00]

Yo mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

:lmao:

 

[AF4iK]

Yo mama sooo fat! That is all.

 

[RockerGuy]

Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off they think she's "backing up"

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[the bandit]

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

 

[Roomie]

Yo momma is so fat, when she jumps for joy she gets stuck!

 

[RockerGuy]

Yo mamma is like a chicken coop, cock goes in & out all day

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[sticker]

Yo' Mama is so fat when she goes to KFC she orders the bucket on the roof!!

 

[SLaP]

 

[Jampy00]

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