Where to buy oil and which one to choose from?

I use the cheap jap-bike stuff on my Honda. It blows it out the pipes in 600km anyway.

It's because it's a Honda. I use gold flake infused narwhale semen in my Kawi because it doesn't burn a drop. The cap has a special diamond seal and the bottle is lined with polar bear foreskin.

I'd tell everyone where to buy it but they can't afford it.
 
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