Hey guys I found a bike I might buy. Owner says the frame has a huge crack in it, but that's no problem. It's not like it can just break in half, right?
I think I'm going to buy it and get a friend to forge a safety certificate and then drive it.
I will also be removing the brakes, and the cluster. Because who needs a dash and gauges right? It'll reduce the weight of the bike so I can go faster. I should also remove the suspension, because thy're just more weight and the bike will handle fine without it.
Anyone want to go on a group ride? I'll make sure to always stay within' 2 feet of your backtire, so we take up less space. I'll also be doing 11 o'clock power wheelie while speeding 200km/hr over the limit.
I forgot to mention it'd a turbo'd '99 hayabusa, I've been driving street for a year now I should be able to handle a 500HP 'busa, right guys?
Now.
No one asked for your opinion, and you don't know the circumstances of the engine seizing. Kindly stfu and keep your opinion to yourself, thanks.
And if you didn't notice: I was joking about the turbo'd 'busa.
and @jamie: AFAIK the oil light is a low pressure light.