TK4
Well-known member
Humour people, humour -
Pit Bike Pete
Doing wheelies, stoppies, and burnouts between paddock tents - with absolutely zero regard for anyone else around them.
Look-Back Larry
Turns their head around at every corner exit for absolutely no reason.
Leg-Dangle Danny
Hangs a MotoGP-style inside leg on corner entry so dramatically that no one knows if they’re signaling to pit in or doing their best Marc Márquez impersonation.
Generator Geoff
Brings the loudest 1983 construction-site generator possible - runs it all night next to your tent.
Toolbox Tommy & Forgetful Freddy (co-starring)
Always “borrows” tools and forgets to bring anything. Every weekend it’s, “Hey man, can I borrow a tire gauge? Oh, and maybe a torque wrench? Actually… got any gas?”
Critique Carl
Not a coach, but sure acts like one. Offers “constructive feedback” on your line, body position, and life choices - unsolicited. Meanwhile, still rides in B group.
Dog-Poop Dave
Brings his Great Dane to the paddock. Great dog. Giant turds. Zero cleanup.
Talkative Tony
Wants to discuss suspension theory right as you’re thrashing to fix something before your next session.
Power-Strip Paul
Accidentally steps on your surge protector’s power switch, killing your warmers 20 minutes before your session. Of course, he is completely oblivious to the damage he’s done.
“How-Was-It” Hank
Not to be confused with Talkative Tony, this dude interrogates you with “How did it go?” questions as you pull in after your session - all before you can even find your rear stand, let alone take off your helmet and earplugs.
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Honorable Mentions:
Engine Tear-Apart Todd, EZ-Up Eric, and Fifth-Wheel Frank (rolls in with a 48-foot fifth-wheel toy hauler that blocks the entire lane of traffic).
Doing wheelies, stoppies, and burnouts between paddock tents - with absolutely zero regard for anyone else around them.
Turns their head around at every corner exit for absolutely no reason.
Hangs a MotoGP-style inside leg on corner entry so dramatically that no one knows if they’re signaling to pit in or doing their best Marc Márquez impersonation.
Brings the loudest 1983 construction-site generator possible - runs it all night next to your tent.
Always “borrows” tools and forgets to bring anything. Every weekend it’s, “Hey man, can I borrow a tire gauge? Oh, and maybe a torque wrench? Actually… got any gas?”
Not a coach, but sure acts like one. Offers “constructive feedback” on your line, body position, and life choices - unsolicited. Meanwhile, still rides in B group.
Brings his Great Dane to the paddock. Great dog. Giant turds. Zero cleanup.
Wants to discuss suspension theory right as you’re thrashing to fix something before your next session.
Accidentally steps on your surge protector’s power switch, killing your warmers 20 minutes before your session. Of course, he is completely oblivious to the damage he’s done.
Not to be confused with Talkative Tony, this dude interrogates you with “How did it go?” questions as you pull in after your session - all before you can even find your rear stand, let alone take off your helmet and earplugs.
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Engine Tear-Apart Todd, EZ-Up Eric, and Fifth-Wheel Frank (rolls in with a 48-foot fifth-wheel toy hauler that blocks the entire lane of traffic).
