Man Sues BMW For Persistent Erection

Hmm, to think of all the hard times women have given me over the years, shame on you beautiful women, shame! I should have sued each and every one of you for all the times I missed my bus stop and was late to important events, or the countless additional hours spent in classrooms cuz I just couldn't get up safely. The awkward moments you've caused me and many others. Shame. Lol

Ps, I love you all.....(long time)
 
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I am building a gsxr 7-11, when go to the garage i get a erection, maybe we could turn this into a class action against the whole industry? Just a thought.

Gerry
 
Hmm, to think of all the hard times women have given me over the years, shame on you beautiful women, shame! I should have sued each and every one of you for all the times I missed my bus stop and was late to important events, or the countless additional hours spent in classrooms cuz I just couldn't get up safely. The awkward moments you've caused me and many others. Shame. Lol

Ps, I love you all.....(long time)

Maybe you should start a law suit against the wind. :D
 
Maybe you should start a law suit against the wind. :D

Baby steps darling. I'm very considerate of others and would not like to cripple anyone with financial burdens. We'll start with a very reasonable rate of a single dollar for each of my troubles...I don't want to be labelled greedy. Lolol

....as for the wind, well...you win some, you lose some.
Lolol
 
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