black_CG2
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But I did enter the contest for this weekend's motorcycle. I don't think I can make it to read my poems aloud because I might have work that day. However, I would like to share them with you guys! Enjoy!
Biker Billy
When I was single and ready to mingle,
I got a bike to take on the jungle.
Met a girl picked by mom,
First thing she said, she dates no bum.
I said, hmm, okay,
Motorcycle ride and dinner, I pay?
She was beautiful and sassy,
Perky and classy.
Ride was great and dinner was delicious,
We hopped on the bike because the weather got suspicious.
It started to rain and it made my bike upset.
I asked my date after rain,
Will you help me lube my chain?
Then I will show you,
How long I can keep it up,
I mean, wheelie, you silly,
She tells me, look Billy.
You are a nice guy.
But your body position is whack,
Please take it to a track.
Don’t be a squid, please wear protection,
Else you will never get any action!
Sally The Rider
I am a girl rider and I am no rookie,
I am also nice, will bake you cookie.
To date me, you gotta be cuddly and strong,
Also write me a cheesy love song.
I may seem mean,
But I am the most caring girl you will ever meet.
I love sports, beer and lots of red meat!
My bike is my bae and my freedom,
I ride my bike to escape boredom.
Wana date me? Get your own set of wheels!
Be prepared for all kinds of thrills!
Kid’s Motorcycle Dream
My dad is so cool,
He says, motorcycles rule!
I am only four,
But I want to ride more.
I want to go vroom vroom
Mommy says, go to your room!
But mom! I want to be like dad!
No riding makes me very sad!
Biker Billy
When I was single and ready to mingle,
I got a bike to take on the jungle.
Met a girl picked by mom,
First thing she said, she dates no bum.
I said, hmm, okay,
Motorcycle ride and dinner, I pay?
She was beautiful and sassy,
Perky and classy.
Ride was great and dinner was delicious,
We hopped on the bike because the weather got suspicious.
It started to rain and it made my bike upset.
I asked my date after rain,
Will you help me lube my chain?
Then I will show you,
How long I can keep it up,
I mean, wheelie, you silly,
She tells me, look Billy.
You are a nice guy.
But your body position is whack,
Please take it to a track.
Don’t be a squid, please wear protection,
Else you will never get any action!
Sally The Rider
I am a girl rider and I am no rookie,
I am also nice, will bake you cookie.
To date me, you gotta be cuddly and strong,
Also write me a cheesy love song.
I may seem mean,
But I am the most caring girl you will ever meet.
I love sports, beer and lots of red meat!
My bike is my bae and my freedom,
I ride my bike to escape boredom.
Wana date me? Get your own set of wheels!
Be prepared for all kinds of thrills!
Kid’s Motorcycle Dream
My dad is so cool,
He says, motorcycles rule!
I am only four,
But I want to ride more.
I want to go vroom vroom
Mommy says, go to your room!
But mom! I want to be like dad!
No riding makes me very sad!
