I did that when I was a kid.
But I was on the roof with a parachute I made out of 20 lb. test and an old sheet, and I did jump.
<checks pulse> Still alive.
I know, right? I thought my (now deceased - go figger) buddy set a high watermark @ .33 (4x+). That was at 10:30 am, though, and I'm 99.∞% sure he had Percs in his system as well. He always did.
"Three people were arrested on non-impaired driving offences."
And how does this work? I thought...
Could be worse. They buy Maxwell House at work, which is off to a bad start. The wussy electrician makes the coffee. I call it "bean tea" and refuse to go anywhere near it.
"I was right in the middle of masturbating. You don't mind if I continue while we talk, do you? I was really close to coming."
That usually leaves them speechless.
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