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I know, right? I thought my (now deceased - go figger) buddy set a high watermark @ .33 (4x+). That was at 10:30 am, though, and I'm 99.∞% sure he had Percs in his system as well. He always did. "Three people were arrested on non-impaired driving offences." And how does this work? I thought...

FTFY

The road's sanded now. What's the problem.

Could be worse. They buy Maxwell House at work, which is off to a bad start. The wussy electrician makes the coffee. I call it "bean tea" and refuse to go anywhere near it.

I think I posted that a month ago.

Got the news from Howard Cosell.

2 stage would be considered assault style.

More forum specific. Racer and his Sub.

"I was right in the middle of masturbating. You don't mind if I continue while we talk, do you? I was really close to coming." That usually leaves them speechless.

FTFY

Been waiting for the usual bug fix xx.1 to come out first.

Was watching Monday Night Football. Got the news from Howard Cosell.

One of the houses on my street was purchased to build a new house on the lot. It was a young guy that lived at home and was building it himself as money came in. It sat for a year, was leveled and the lot sat for 3 years, then it took him 3 years to build the house. During that time I sent...

Bought this "Indestructible Dog Toy" on Amazon in June. Still in on piece, and my dog is a Shepherd/Mal mix with knives for teeth (buddy, what happened to your arms?). NOTHING, however trumps LOG! FIW (found in woods). The stick shenanigans in the park between all the neighbours dogs is...

RIP Darby.

It use to be Bad Santa, but it has been replaced by Violent Night. David Harbour = best Santa evar. Violent Night II (working title) has been announced for next year.

Don't get me started on my last Shepherd. If she saw you touch it it was in play. Camera gear bag was under my desk behind a 2 drawer filing cabinet and blocked by a foot stool. Came home to the gear bag in the living room, gear everywhere. She figured out that the "stupid annoying flashy...

"Kirkland" makes a bunch of different blends. Lamb, rice, salamon. All the usuals. The food is made by a 3rd gen. family owned business (Davidsons) badged for Costco and the drys get 4-4.5 star (out of 5) ratings (blend dependent) @ petfoodadvisor.net, the definitive dog food analysis/rating group.

If I didn't bring my last dog to work the boss would want to know why.

You have something against pan fried coffee (served with a side of pretentiousness)?