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I would run as an independant before casting a useless declined vote.

Re: f'ing bad drivers I don't think the op has anything to worry about with the cops... I'm sure they'll put 150% effort into finding how stone chips got on the bumper of a car....And with turbo buzz kill, if you can prove her wrong she usually with put her tail in-between her legs and quickly...

If you share a common kitchen and bathroom then they are boarders and not tenants. You can boot them out on a moments notice as the landlord tenant act doesn't apply.

GERD? Sounds pretty minor. At least you weren't diagnosed with CJD. At least you can still be with your family & friends.

Strange... We caught a bird, put it in a shoebox and tried to nurse it to health. Found it the next day with its neck bent backwards and dead... Oh well least we tried.

What if the developer sued for a damaged man hole cover?

I don't have a license and I don't need one. I find one on my farm, they get shot.

Are they really? First time I heard of that since I've usually give them a short swift head exam from Dr. 22... But I guess things change

I wish you the best of luck riding around on your mobile flash bang.

There's a lot of stuff that's not illegal but downright annoying and disrespectful. But I'm starting to accept the fact that more and more people nowadays lack common sense are quite frankly self centered jerks.

I wouldn't recommend using a knife... Try using another (better placed) bullet.

Get yourself a racoon trap. Trap it and move the trap to a farmers front yard. The farmer will be concerned for the raccoons welfare and will immediately book it an appointment with Dr. 22.

Which bar is this? I should quit my job and go work there! Let's say I only work three nights a week raking in $1000 a night... That's $156,000 a year! If I worked five nights I could have my house paid off in a year.

$1000 cash in a bartenders purse? Yeah....ok. Any cop/judge should be able to see something is fishy there.

I would replace the section "Important Documents" with "Guns, explosives, and ammunition".

Have fun on your camping trip. Remember the USA only has regular ground hamburger beef. They do not have any other kind of food for sale so make sure you pack well. Your right not to rely on buying an food down there as they only use some form of magical pesos as currency. Once again, good...

This is simply the result on non-technical people panicking that the sky is falling when they really have no clue how this technology works. I copied the file in question offy iPhone and used SQL lite to see exactly what was in it. There are two main tables. CellLocation and WifiLocation...

I have a Iphone 3GS with Google services. The iphone is the only phone that does everything I need it to. E.g. As a phone: - It works as a phone (which can be said of every phone I've owned). - Visual voice mail is a pretty nice feature. - Contacts managed by Google. They are all the same...

I think at most your license will be suspended for a period of time. I think that type of infraction is a major with insurance companies as well.