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Greek ....

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket"

Ouch

It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 word, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second.

I dont need to be a real man ..... I am an actor lol just heard Paul Rudd say that lol

Lol ha ha

Here's the deal I post a song and someone has to listen it an only the person who listen to it can post another song for the next member to listen ... That way we learn a new song and expand our iTunes library I'll lil it off with Guns and roses - Don't cry...

Promiscuous

When someone says "expect the unexpected", slap them and say "I bet you didn't expect that!"

Carly Rae jepsen should change her lyrics to this " Hey I just met you and this is crazy, you wore no condom, so here's your baby" lol

Lol so freaking true lol

: Apple was considering making an iPod for kids. But apparently "iTouch kids" didn't sit too well.

Hehehe

May wanna be careful and not spew lube all over your back wheel etc ...

Lol true what's up ?

without you my life would be = "Sadday, "Moanday, "Tearsday, "Wasteday, "Thirstday, "Fightday", and "Shatterday". I'm using this now lol

: Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, But you're wearing crocs, Bye.

1 lol always had never got the time to play

Yayyyy Eljay is alive !!!!! And his first words are micky D's lol I could not sleep all night trying to find ways to improve my game ......god of war that is lol

Hahahaha Frankenstein.