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Poor kid's going to be haunted by people singing that Crazy Frog song her whole life. And I thought I had it bad with people singing bad reditions of the Hollies tune to me.

http://www.coc.ca/PerformancesAndTickets/FreeConcertSeries.aspx Lots of free concerts. Only downside is most are during weekdays. If you're 29 or under you get special pricing from the Canadian Opera Company. $22 for all main stage performances...

New lady friend may be holding on to it for safe keeping?

:laughing8: I like you.

http://www.mymacs.ca/sites/default/files/coupon-C-P10-banana-bread.jpg Nom nom nom nom

Fright Night (2011) - Was expecting the same cheese as the original (sometimes good cheese is good) but spent the better part of the movie climbing the wall. Every fear I had as a kid was in that movie. Enough of the Twi-hard Vampire crap, this is what a real vampire is supposed to be...

My first date took me fishing then to a family bbq where he attempted to kiss me in front of people. It didn't end well for him and I refused to date for 5 years after that. I've detested blonde men ever since too.

Warhorse = crying, more than once.

Her teeth aren't that bad.

I would always put myself in with the trucks when in a really bad storm on the 401 because they were always the best drivers out there. As long as they knew I was there they babysat me. Now I take back roads just to stay out of their way in storms.

I save a ton on waxing.

My bikes wrapped in duct tape, sticky side out. No stopping problems here.

No one I directly know but if you give one of the local women's shelters a call I'm sure they'd have someone that would be thrilled to receive the help.

Maybe the ugly Christmas sweater caused the meltdown. Too cute.

An ex told me he was broke so he made me my gift. It was sugar crystals layered in a jar like the multi-coloured sand photos. And for the record he was short, fat, bald, had no car, no job and lived with his dad. Now you know why I developed a list of expectations.

Surely you jest.

I have an Akra. Love it because it's not obnoxiously loud but I like the tone at high rpms.

Was going to get new rims for the Range Rover but I've listened to him go on endlessly about a new home gym so I'm thinking that just to make him be quiet. You can't put a price on silence.

We're all dead one way or another. I believe a party is in order.

I've found that if you sleep together, get it out of the way and then admit you're better off friends it makes for a more honest friendship. Doesn't always turn out well if you tell your new significant other about what happened though. Some secrets should be taken to the grave.