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  1. Johnny5

    Yahoo got a bike

    Beat me to the Google joke, it was the first thing that came to mind when i read the title. That leaves Bing to get a bike now..
  2. Johnny5

    Epic trip to Alaska/Yukon completed ,...Woo Hoo!!!!

    Incredible journey and story. Without giving a specific amount, what kind of 'shoestring budget' did you make it on? I'd love to do this someday in the future if i ever get a sport-tourer, but would most likely be doing it on a budget as well.
  3. Johnny5

    Waaazzz up

    I came just to find that out too :confused:
  4. Johnny5

    Girls, when you dropped your bike, who helped you lift it up?

    Ok deal.. i'll make sure that when i write the code for the app i rig it so that when it scans me it sends the girl a pic of Brad Pitt :D
  5. Johnny5

    Girls, when you dropped your bike, who helped you lift it up?

    I'm going to invent an ipod/android app where if a girl drops her bike, she hits the button on her phone, it scans her, and if she passes certain prettiness criteria built into the app, and it says she is single... it sends me her pic and location, and i zoom over and lift it up for her.. ;)
  6. Johnny5

    What's your biggest fear?

    Fat chicks asking for a ride.
  7. Johnny5

    A loud pop

    Check your surrounding area for bullet holes.
  8. Johnny5

    Handlebars affect female cyclists' genital health

    Please ladies.. don't risk it! this is the only solution!...
  9. Johnny5

    i wanna go for my first ride but not alone

    You should always go alone on your first few rides. Riding with someone else can just lead you to do mistakes because you are trying to mimick what they are doing, or keep up with them. Just choose some deserted back roads, an industrial area on a sunday, or a large empty mall parking lot and...
  10. Johnny5

    DDR Role Call

    Thought it was a DDR Ram Party
  11. Johnny5

    A warning about beer and riding an SS: I learned a hard lesson :(

    Always drink the six pack first. then ride.. duh!!!
  12. Johnny5

    Victory Motorcycles

    Going back 3 years ago, i had no M, and no desire to even get one, let alone a bike. Then a friend who rides invited me to go to the supershow with him in January, and seeing the big Victory cruisers was what made me want to ride. They were so gorgeous looking to me. I knew right then i wanted...
  13. Johnny5

    last night 401 east

    Last time i checked the 401 was here in Toronto. Not in one of 'those places'. Lane splitting and riding the shoulders is against the law here in Ontario. I don't care what anyone's excuse is, the laws are the laws. I think anyone caught pulling **** like that should automatically lose their M...
  14. Johnny5

    Tail gated -> Lane split

    It's clear to me why they got pulled over, cranking (c)rap music out of their car, probably looking like a bunch of d-bags.. thats reason enough for me.
  15. Johnny5

    How do you text while riding?

    This guy will teach you.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=So2rZOeRLvU
  16. Johnny5

    New girl rider

    Welcome. There are so many new girl riders on here, the ratio seems way more than i actually ever see on the street.. i must live in the wrong side of town. :(
  17. Johnny5

    Tim's now with Wi-Fi!

    Lol they are only about 5 years behind the times compared to all the other major coffee chains (starbucks, secondcup etc.)
  18. Johnny5

    Bought used bike, riding home without transfer of ownership?

    What are the odds of getting pulled over? I haven't been in the two years i've been riding. Then again thats the time when you would.. lol
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